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| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
This ended up not being a big a deal as I thought it might, but if you are planning on having your childhood friend, Alex, fly in to spend a few nights at your house for a mini-reunion, it's best to tell your lady that Alex can also a girl's name, and this Alex is a girl, and she has tits.
More good tips:
-Bipolar girls have poor fashion, so unless you are OK with going out to see Qauntum of Solace (or any big movie on opening night) with a date wearing a Ponies-R-Awesome shirt, best to keep the craigslist searching to "tag:normal".
-Girls who play MMORPGs are more likely to understand (or pretend to be fascinated) with your rants on the magic and/or wizardy of string theory. If you enjoy babbling mindlessly, get with a level 40+ night elf.
-Driving around in a manual transmission is nauseating and annoying to chicks. Keep the aggressive shifting to a minumum. In fact, keep it in 1st gear all the time so she doesn't spill her Apple Cider all over your Pep Boys HOT SHIT floormats. |
You win!
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
Oh yeah, also coconut papaya mango butt lotion. |
Wow...all that pleather and body oil really went up in flames quick.
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good to know. 
