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Originally posted by Frenchie The only glory I see in masturbation is if you can cum in your palm and slap someone with it. edit- and then proceed to yell 'GLORRRYYY'

lol oh fuck

I think the hardest part is when you see them out in public with new boyfriend and the new boyfriend refuses to shake your hand. Then it is revenge sex time.

That's also a tip for the rest of you. If you see your girl's ex out in public be nice to him. He probably still knows how to get into her pants.

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echos: did you see this coming? was it like a downfall that you ultimately finally said, "enough of this crap, this sucks" or was it a surprise? if it was a downfall, then it would be easier to "get over" than a surprise.

just hang out w/ your bros (since you ditched them for your hoe) and drink some beer and watch TV.

or get a dog, you know, whatever will take your mind off things.

otherwise, you're just going thru any normal breakup that millions of people go through anyway; so you're not special and you're not feeling anything that lots of people haven't felt before anyways. GET OVER IT!

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Originally posted by echosystm call me old fashioned, but sex is pretty shit for me unless i actually like/care about the person. it's just over glorified masturbation otherwise, and i get nothing out of it. so yeah, the rebound tactic will surely fail for me.

You know,

not long before I entered university, there was this girl I fancied who had just broken up with her boyfriend. She was a nice girl, emotionally confused, and hotter than a barbecue in a Finnish sauna. She knew I liked her too, and when she broke up with her boyfriend, she came to the conclusion that I was the one. It was probably one of the most amazing things ever, in my life: I was at home, playing the piano, when suddenly this girl (who happened to be a friend of my sister's, in case you're wondering how she got in) jumped on me and womanhandled me right there, on the living room.

We didn't do anything immoral that day. Had not my sister cockblocked us later, I think a proper relationship would've kicked off from that point

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Originally posted by echosystm call me old fashioned, but sex is pretty shit for me unless i actually like/care about the person. it's just over glorified masturbation otherwise, and i get nothing out of it. so yeah, the rebound tactic will surely fail for me.

I am the same way, but it is still great to just fuck around when you're not ready to start dating again. Rebound sex is usually pretty damn good.

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by tubularbills echos: did you see this coming?

well, after my last thread we broke up, then got back together again. 2 weeks passed and now we've broken up for good. i think the first breakup might have softened the blow maybe. that was most definately the worst week of my life.

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Originally posted by tubularbills you're just going thru any normal breakup that millions of people go through anyway

i'm aware of that, but logic has no influence over emotions

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Originally posted by Frenchie The only glory I see in masturbation is if you can cum in your palm and slap someone with it.

Like, in one go?

That would be awesome... but I don't think I'd want anyone near me while I was having a wank

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Originally posted by echosystm i'm aware of that, but logic has no influence over emotions

haha, oh i know that

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Originally posted by echosystm i'm aware of that, but logic has no influence over emotions

It has. It shows you we're not logical beings

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Originally posted by Lira Like, in one go? That would be awesome... but I don't think I'd want anyone near me while I was having a wank

not even your woman?

goddammit. I give you guys gold and you still play with pennies. I quit