last year I went skydiving, and unless u are a pro u have to go with the guide who is strapped to you and pulls the paraschute (sp? dunno im foreign) anyway we were flying down and it comes time to pull the chute and the guy is like "OK IM GOING TO PULL THE CHUTE HANG ON!!" and like 1 second.. two second.. tick tock on the nothing is happning clock as we are plunging a million miles to the earth, and I hear the guy yell "THE CHUTE ISNT WORKING! WE ARE FUCKED!! totally freaking out, which is making me freak out cause he is the pro here.. (all of this is happening within milli seconds) then I hear him start yelling "OH MY GOD I DONT WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS" and then out of nowhere the schute opens and I feel the yank and the guy is like "just kidding, we always do that to first timers" needless to say I cussed the guy out when we landed and threatened to kill him, cause that was NOT cool

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holding a butcher knife to my throat..cant really remember what happened to stop me from finishing it of

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wow, ^ u stole my sig

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как много тех что не хотят вас обих.

wtf is this moon talk. yeah almost died in a car crash but didn't really learn much from the experience

No, but I've had an "OMG, I'm going to kill someone" moment.

It was almost 2 years ago. It had snowed about two days before, then it all melted. But the night that the snow melted, the temp became so cold that all the melted snow froze. Then it snowed again, covering up the "black ice."

I was driving to the store one night, probably around 11. I was going really slow, like 15-20 MPH. All of a sudden, my truck hit some ice that I could not see at all, and I lost absolute control. The truck, with all of its momentum, took off into the other lane, still coasting on the ice. The truck did a 180 and headed straight for this kid walking on the sidewalk. He literally had to jump out of the way to avoid being killed, that's how close it was.

He got out of the way, and my truck jumped the curve and hit a mound. I got out of the car and saw the kid running down the street away from me and I was like "are you ok, man!" The kid was so freaked out, he took off running, thinking that I was trying to kill him. My truck was absolutly fine.

It really had me thinking about fate though. Had I left 5 seconds earlier, the kid might not have had the chance to get out of the way. Or had I left 1 minute earlier, or the kid, I wouldn't even had come close to hitting him. But the fact that I came so close to hitting him on a pretty big sidewalk at the moment really freaked me out. It's like everything we did was timed perfectly to have our fates collide.

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Originally posted by OurManFlint No, but I've had an "OMG, I'm going to kill someone" moment.

dam and here i was thinking we were going to hear a plot to murder some poor soul

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lol..

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we need a psychiatrist over here

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I have died in my dreams. The feelings I experienced can't be explained, it was scary yet peaceful at the same time. Extremely powerful dreams.

In real life, maybe once or twice. Once I was on my bicycle and I'm about to turn left when a car comes around the corner. I remember thinking "shit, I'm gonna hit that and die". But I managed to barely avoid the car and instead crash into a bush.

The other time was when my friend was driving, and recklessly at that. He can be pretty irresponsible behind the wheel when it comes to keeping the speed limit. He did a stupid move when overtaking another car and we almost had a frontal collision with the meeting traffic.

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Originally posted by kiev_42 wow, ^ u stole my sig

sry man..but you are wrong

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