myes. i laughed. i cried. i cringed.

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Originally posted by big dave oh well what can i do?! might as well join them woooooooooooooo HAMSTAH POWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is just too funny... what would this make you now? hamsterophiles? hehe

testimonials


'Twas the best bugger I ever had, I swear to The Horned One! This RealHamster feels better than a real critter! This RealHamster rocks, I swear! It's better than a cat! Tibbles isn't as good as this! May the Horned One take away all my my nipple clamps if I'm lying! Take me to the Ministry of Truth! I swear on the life of my brine shrimp! I buggered it senseless and became at one with the universe! It was fantastic! This RealHamster is the best thing I've ever buggered! Boomshanka, REALHAMSTER.COM!

Nick the Bugger

Your hamster works perfectly! It does everything I've ever dreamed of and more! The only thing better than a RealHamster would be two of them! Or two hundred! My bank manager will understand!

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I just received my RealHamster this morning. I'm impressed! I've never seen a hamster quite as pert as this one it looks spunkier in the flesh than it does on your web pages. Thumper looks so lovable and its back passage is magnificent! I can't keep my willy out of him!

Thumper and I have been at it like rabbits since he arrived and I'm throwing a buggering-hamster party this weekend. You have made me one very happy animal lover! I hope you go and make many more animal lovers happy!

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I've had my hamster for a week now, and I'm amazed at how well it's lasted! The build quality is superb! NASA couldn't build a hamster like this without having it come apart at the O-rings. This is a hamster any engineer would be proud to have. I'm extremely satisified. Thank you for bringing Pooky to my life!

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dumonde trancer...you've been a bad boy

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Originally posted by thomassster dumonde trancer...you've been a bad boy

lil ol' me?

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Oh phack, like I need to see that hamster getting.. o.O You're lucky you're a TA, DT. People know your sense of humor here. Outside TA, it's a different story.

I'm about to help volunteer for an animal foundation as a coordinator. I certainly won't be using the link for animal enthusiasts..

I still remember this... funny as hell

DUG UP

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