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They have dip stick tests to test for urine additives to see if you have altered it now. If I recall urine luck has several revisions because they change their formula as the urine cops learn their tricks.
It was very sketchy at best, and on top of that you can not only fail your drug test, but get a felony charge for trying to mess with the test. Plus you have temps to worry about...
I have personally used Strip Cleanse
This stuff is consistency of orange juice or milk. It will wreck havoc on your body, but your piss will be as colorful as can be even after drinking gallons upon gallons of water.
Vinegar doesn't do shit. You need diuretics...things that make you piss.
Your kidneys filter your out the weed and the active components then get dripped in your bladder. The game is to add liquid to the bladder faster then the kidney can filter that shit in to your bladder.
To pass a drug test all you need to do is increase fluid intake to the point at which you are urinating 5-6x per hour, and your piss should remain colorful.
Some probation officers or urine testing companies will reject samples that are too clear or fail to meet certain requirements. I believe they look at creatine levels and specific gravity or some shit, and if those numbers are out of whack..they know you been drinking like a mother******.
So yeah, piss 5-6x per hour up to the test, using fluids that are 90 degrees or warmer (coffee, tea, and warm cranberry juice). You want this liquid in and out of your body now, you don't have time for your body to fuckin warm it to 98.6 degrees and piss it out your little pee-pee. So don't be fucking around with cold shit.
Then to offset the obvious dilution of your totally white urine stream...you buy one of them ready clean or something solutions.
I used the strip cleanse because it was the most hardcore thing on the market supposedly for a drink. So you drink those detox drinks which just load your piss up with vitamins so it is colorful and labs and etc won't mark it as diluted.
Dilution works because its the only legal way to get around the test.
If you are not diluting, you are better off using a whizzinator. They work, and the noise is not that audible if you have smooth hands. The noise I speak of is the possible click noise that could happen once you open the bladder pouch.
Don't fuck around with vinegar or doping your urine sample. Vinegar will just make feel nasty and the last thing you'll have on your mind is drinking tons of fluids.
Niacin is a complete load of bullshit too, all it does is allow your capillaries to expand which are closest to your skin. Which is why when you take niacin your body is red as fuck. It doesn't do shit for passing a piss test.
Vitamin B12 and B6 are some of the most commonly used vitamins taken.
OH YES. I ALSO have heard..(and used this method myself). On top of this ridiculous amount of fluid you take...take asprin. Yes asprin, if you go on marijuana forums and do some research, the last I knew asprin will result in a false negative. This may be totally out of date by now, and the tests have fixed this. But it was more than a myth, and there was actual science done to back the tests up if I recall.
Taking asprin before the test and allowing it to enter your system before the test is another way to possibly add to your chances of beating the test.
Heres what I did though. I went to meditests.com and hell I even found a like 25% off coupon I think. But I just bought in bulk THC drug tests and would test myself before I would go to the probation office. Literally I would piss in a cup and test my urine in the county court parking lot and say im clean, yup good. Lets go....
And continue to drink and then take another piss before you gotta take the "Real piss".
If you plan on doing this a lot, it is best to just buy drug tests in bulk at $1.17 a piece or something and test your strategy.
RJT is right in the sense that you are just wishing upon a star that your piss is below 50/ng per ml at the time. But I think it should be known that adultering piss tests can be just as tricky.
Plus I am not sure where you go to get piss tested, but pat downs have become more common. Including lifting your shirt up and checking to make sure you are not using a whizzinator.
So sneaking a vial in might be a problem depending on the place.
Probation offices vary. Some offices have mirrors on the sides of the toilet, and a person standing right by you to ensure no funny business. This was common in a metro city I live by. Quest Diagnostics for instance they just have you go piss in a room by yourself with some blue toilet water. So Quest Diagnostics was cake, and I also went to a hospital once for a piss test and they allowed you to shut the door as well.
True story though. I go to piss for a job with a whizzinator on right? I go to the hospital, do the test blah blah and clamp the whizz shut so it stops pissing. Or so I though. There must have been piss still in the fake dick not emptied out yet. So I am waiting there for them to verify the test and shit and my pants are getting soaked like I just pissed myself...and the problem is getting big. Not like a little drip, but if I recall I had to cover my crotch with a piece of paper, and it was still fairly visible. Then I run out of hte offices because I do not want to be seen looking like I just lost control of my bladder hahahahaha.
I would say under no circumstances what so ever...assume you are going to get to waltz right in and not get patted down or watched while you piss.
The bladder police are not dumb, and the places that do care take pride in the fact that they take extra measures to curb the use of adulterants and fake bladder setups like the whizzinator.
Just a month or two ago the fellas who made the whizzinator were put on trial and found guilty for I forgot what, but the whizzinator and the adulterants are by no means new to testing companies.
If this for legal reasons, do not chance it. If its for a job that you could kind of careless if you got...who cares, what are they going to do? I do not believe they can throw you in jail...at least right away?
I believe in Michigan it is still a felony to fuck with a piss test, in the court system or the private health care system.
Last edited by factory81 on Jan-02-2009 at 17:24
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