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Originally posted by Polyfrost I found this somewhat relevant (sorry for the length): How to Not be a Douchebag Instructions Difficulty: Easy Things You’ll Need: * a big trash can * ability to stop yourself from wearing too much cologne * lack of owning a hair dryer * blazers for work, not for going to bars in * ability to avoid shopping excessively at stores such as express and banana republic Step1 Don't wear more hair gel than me. If it takes you longer to do your hair before we go out than it takes me to get ready, I probably am not going out with you in the first place, so expect to be stood up. Step2 Cologne is good. That is, in moderation. Cologne is for nights out and formal occasions. It is not for say, working on your car or going to the gym. If you're on a treadmill next to me and all I can smell is Cool Water, I'm probably not going to swoon. Step3 Never wear dragons. Dragons are cool in like, martial arts films. Definitely not silkscreened sideways on a t-shirt. Step4 Wear a shirt that fits you. Actually, please just wear a shirt. Don't get me wrong, I like muscles and appreciate the male physique. However, I do not appreciate it being thrown at me unless I paid $80 to see the "Thunder From Down Under" show in Las Vegas. Leave something to the imagination. And for Godsakes, no tank tops! Step5 Jewelry is not for men. Save for a religious medal your grandmother gave you or a class/superbowl/wedding ring, men should not be wearing jewelry. Anything gold and chainlike is especially awful. Step6 Brush up on your vernacular. There's slang and then there's bro-slang. Bro-slang is horrendous and should be avoided at all costs. "For reals," "For Realsies," and "For Cereal" and anything Keanu Reeves might have said in the movie "Point Break" are off limits. Step7 Dress well, but not too well. Men shouldn't look like Nick Nolte in "Down and Out in Beverly Hills" but they shouldn't have deep discussions on how wrong it is to wear black shoes with jeans either(this is a real conversation I overhead one day and it seriously frightened me). Step8 Visors are for poker dealers, Steve Spurrier, and making fun of Steve Spurrier. Wear a hat already. Step9 Don't go to Panama City, Florida after college. You'll look like a tool in da' club. Step10 Don't wear sunglasses at night. You're not Corey Hart and you'll probably just end up falling down a set of stairs because your vision is impaired. Step11 Be yourself. Unless "yourself" is a 30 year old man using terms like "for reals" while wearing a gold chain necklace and jeans with a dragon on them in Panama City.

that's hilarious lol

fatties are a big turnoff. if your gut is so big you can't see your dick, you should be wearing a shirt. end of story.

metrosexuals
idiot friends
antagonistic
emotional instability
perfectionists

small penis
man boobs (EWWWWW!!!!)
bad teeth
super-SHORT!!
bald headed
bad hygiene
narcissistic/cocky/thinks he's gods gift
no ambitions (shit, I dont need a rich guy but I refuse to support yo ass! at my age, I want a man with a career NOT a job...no walmart workers need apply!!)



and like slylee said: doesnt go down...bitch plz, get outta my room!!!

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Originally posted by yankeeBaby small penis

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by tubularbills fatties are a big turnoff. if your gut is so big you can't see your dick, you should be wearing a shirt. end of story.

you're not a girl either...

more REAL womenz plz

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Originally posted by diggerz you're not a girl either... more REAL womenz plz

He's close enough that I'd be prepared to take advice from him on which tampons to buy my girlfriend if I was really in need.

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Originally posted by yankeeBaby no ambitions (shit, I dont need a rich guy but I refuse to support yo ass! at my age, I want a man with a career NOT a job...no walmart workers need apply!!)

This one is usually followed-up a year later with "Always working, concerned about his CAREER; never giving me any attention."

No wonder us guys can never figure out you women.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded