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Originally posted by wotyzoid Worst thing I can remember right now is when I was about 7 or 8 I for some reason came home with a black eye. I don't remember how I got it but it was definitely not because of a fight. So my mom flipped and asked "where'd you get that?" like any mother would and for some strange reason I decided to go along with it. So my mom calls the school and the next day my teacher takes me from room to room asking me to point out who it was. I get to one of the older grades and just pick a kid out of the random. I don't know what happened to him.

That reminds me of when I was about 11 or 12... I told my friend's little brother who was 6, "Go tell your dad he's an asshole.. he'll give you a prize!" His dad was a hot head and I knew he'd flip out. I sat back and watched the fireworks, and when he was crying, "They told me to say it!" I just did what I had to do: deny till you die

I used to do shit like that to my friend down the street. Would get her to call her mom a bitch and tell her dad to fuck off, lol. I was 7.

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Originally posted by jennypie I used to do shit like that to my friend down the street. Would get her to call her mom a bitch and tell her dad to fuck off, lol. I was 7.

HAHAHA!! if I lived in your neighborhood and we were both around the same age growing up, I can only imagine the level of trechery that would go down. I was a little bastard like that when I was little too.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Worst thing I can remember right now is when I was about 7 or 8 I for some reason came home with a black eye. I don't remember how I got it but it was definitely not because of a fight. So my mom flipped and asked "where'd you get that?" like any mother would and for some strange reason I decided to go along with it. So my mom calls the school and the next day my teacher takes me from room to room asking me to point out who it was. I get to one of the older grades and just pick a kid out of the random. I don't know what happened to him.

i have a remarkably similar story to that. you do weird shit when you're a kid.

WTF you raped an underage disadvantage kid?!

That's fucked up dude.

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Originally posted by The17sss HAHAHA!! if I lived in your neighborhood and we were both around the same age growing up, I can only imagine the level of trechery that would go down. I was a little bastard like that when I was little too.

Lol, this girl's dad HATED me. He'd always ban me from coming over...and the mother for some reason loved me and would always go behind the dad's back and invite me back over to play, lol.

One time I went over before they were leaving for church, and she was in her Sunday best. Her dad told me not to play near the pool/get her wet. So of course when he went inside I convinced her to play catch with me while standing on opposite sides of the pool. After a few tosses I threw the ball right into the water in front of her and splashed the shit out of her...and her dad came running outside and, I'll never forget this, told me to "FUCK OFF HOME AND NEVER COME BACK HERE!" Lmfao.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue i have a remarkably similar story to that. you do weird shit when you're a kid.

Hell yeah, I regret a lot about my childhood even though most of it is really blurry to me and I don't remember it all that well. I was bullied a lot and shit too, I never stood up for myself so I was little fucked up in the head I guess. I was the nicest kid ever though. As of recently I can't think of anything truly regrettable, except not applying to my studies as much as I should and could have.

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Originally posted by jennypie Lol, this girl's dad HATED me. He'd always ban me from coming over...and the mother for some reason loved me and would always go behind the dad's back and invite me back over to play, lol. One time I went over before they were leaving for church, and she was in her Sunday best. Her dad told me not to play near the pool/get her wet. So of course when he went inside I convinced her to play catch with me while standing on opposite sides of the pool. After a few tosses I threw the ball right into the water in front of her and splashed the shit out of her...and her dad came running outside and, I'll never forget this, told me to "FUCK OFF HOME AND NEVER COME BACK HERE!" Lmfao.

That is classic. God that sounds exactly like the kind of conniving shit I used to pull. I can't believe that girl's dad told you to strait up "fuck off" when you were 7 years old. LOL!

Oh yeah, I really knew how to piss adults off. I even made my grade 6 teacher, who was a Jehova's Witness, so mad that he literally threw my desk outside the portable and screamed "I'M TIRED OF YOUR GODDAMN SHIT!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!"


I was actually scared that day, lol. Scared and pleased.

Everything I do is morally right and just. I am a saint.

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Originally posted by denys envy normally i have really good standards

liar

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