Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Toronto/Sauga, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by VDub
When did you and your boyfriend break up???
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"I'm not stoned...I'm just Asian!"
Feb-13-2009 02:39
jon jon
viva la clubland
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Footwork
quote:
Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML
Feb-14-2009 02:58
geroin
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Today, I had to get my license renewal picture taken and after the first go the woman said "It looks like your eyes are closed." I'm Asian. FML
Feb-14-2009 03:07
funkapotamus
tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2007
Location: Neutral Zone
"Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML"
