"stay black X"

"you're a fucking phallus"

"5 a side football is down for tonight. good times"

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from my friend upon receiving the news I'll be joining him and some others on a deep sea fishing trip, knowing I can get sea-sick:

"Is it ok if I put you in my phone as Lieutenant Dan due to your lack of 'sea legs'?"

2 other random ones:

"Another Bad Creation. Song is Aiesha. It was a song from the earl 90's by a little black kid group that came out after Kris Kross I think."

"I stopped giving a fuck about that family's tactics about a year ago. They're so fucked in so many ways."

"Plakat nado na vtorom sezone =)"

an sms from my gf concerning the anime series "Honey and clover". literally "you should be crying in season 2 =)"

Theresa, you forgot to log out of Ania's account.

"Forever young! Fountain of youth is filled with my urine"

"Laser fight place?!"

"a fat black man finds a magic lamp. His 3 wishes are to be skinny, white & surrounded by pussy. the genie said POOF nigga, u a tampon!"

"come in a cinderlla gown!"

quote:

Originally posted by squirrelly "a fat black man finds a magic lamp. His 3 wishes are to be skinny, white & surrounded by pussy. the genie said POOF nigga, u a tampon!"

yeah that's what I did too

I don't have time to go through the whole phone and I don't remember getting any good messages..

quote:

Originally posted by boris_the_bear "Honey and clover"

Fuck you.. I might have to watch it again soon now that I realized I haven't been watching nearly enough anime lately

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"anal should always come first i agree"

"when it rains, niggas get wet. in the meantime bring me some motherfuckin morphine nigga"

"my back acks siting in a chair"

I got another - "sweet! make it a prostitute accident and embarrassing, ie find her with a dildo in her ass and 7 gallons of sperm on her head, and then frame jfk."

You have weird friends, Sara.

yea, I know... we're all a little off base. But that's why we're fun to hang out with