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| quote: | Originally posted by Viol8tor
Ok, now here getting into Chuck Norris territory.....
"Tiesto doesn't do push-ups, he PUSHES the world down.........in search of sunrise" |
Tiesto was walking through the forest. Suddenly, he was attacked by a mountain lion and a grizzly bear, at the same time. Two hours later, the bear and the lion were chilling, under a tree, listening to one of his sets. Then he killed them both with a single round-house kick.
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