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Originally posted by Yohan i am going to kidnap a midget and have my way with him

Hey! When you're finished with that little ****** make sure you ask him whether he'd like to become a pet.

My offer to all midgets still stands: a life of luxury—all the booze, whores, whatever, just as long as when asked if they're my pet, they response is "yes".

Other fringe benefits include a little doggy bed by the front door & a full safety harness for walks so they can't run into traffic.

The only rules being:
-no drinking my scotch
-shit on the floor & they get put to sleep.

Offer expires after the first midget says yes.

I spent a few hours walking the beach and lounging on a patio just got home.. I missed Florida.. but it was only 72 today

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Originally posted by barbina I spent a few hours walking the beach and lounging on a patio just got home.. I missed Florida.. but it was only 72 today

You're really not allowed to say only + 72 in the same sentence to us.

Pfft, this weather is total crap. I can amuse myself in snow or warm sun, but this lukewarm windy and overcast crap doesn't lend itself to anything outdoorsy, except maybe stepping outside for five minutes and pretending you're not a couch potato.

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

I hope Spring is here to stay!!

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whoever would want -15 degree weather with sun over +15 with some rain is smoking crack

I met this random girl at Timmy's when I went for a coffee in my miata. She asked for a ride, and I took her around for few blocks. Got her msn.

I love spring!

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Originally posted by Skipper First warm day of 2009 - who wants to be outside enjoying it? Who is suddenly remembering the annual rush of spring fever?

it was so refreshing. I intentionally grabbed lunch somewhere that was nice decent walk from the office.

people on the street tonight generally seemed happy, social and excited (rather than bustling by, dying to get indoors ASAP).

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Originally posted by Abercrombie I met this random girl at Timmy's when I went for a coffee in my miata. She asked for a ride, and I took her around for few blocks. Got her msn. I love spring!

It seems like they got some new prizes for roll up the rim.

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Originally posted by love_child whoever would want -15 degree weather with sun over +15 with some rain is smoking crack

yeah whatever dude
I'll say it again - nice crispy sunny day over today's grey nonsense ANY DAY!

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With your hands up in the sky,
Feel the energy deep inside your system
And leave this world behind...

My hair was doing some fierce Scary Spice thing yesterday getting on the train in Toronto. The air was stagnant and the snow was melting all kinds and revealing hidden doggie doodoo treasures

It's miserable in Hamilton right now... cold and rainy

aka nap time

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget