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Originally posted by bobbob our mother was a whore, but she could never exceed vaginal capacity no matter what the sales needs due to heavy surveillance and threats from the fire marshal.

All of his close friends believe he is not alive, but nobody has any proof one way or the other. Every few months they ask me to try and do a missing persons search on him and we always turn up nothing. At King's funeral, it was the No. 1 topic of conversation and his friends were all saying they didn't believe he wasn't alive.

But again, we have no proof of that. Maybe he's a secret witness or something given a new identity.

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what in the mother fuck is going on in here?

ps. inb4dalock

Happy birthday mang!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Happy birthday mang!

thanks bro.


smells like bans

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