Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Lower Chernobylstan
quote:
Originally posted by microfonejunkie
causes people to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep
I think I had some similar experience. In the morning, I couldn't recollect how it started, just the process. After that we were like
p.s. how does it relate to the thread?
May-04-2009 20:37
Brian Scott
Sons of Glitches!
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Hollywood
quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i wank with my left arm while being right-handed overall. it's because when i was a kid i thought that would help straighten out my dick (as a matter of fact, most dicks are bent a little to the left)
since i broke up with my gf not so long ago, this thread unfortunately makes sense atm
Are you watching anime during the act?
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Listening to trance music turns you into a fucking idiot.
Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Lower Chernobylstan
quote:
Originally posted by Brian Scott
Are you watching anime during the act?
no. much worse. during the act I enter into a gay marriage and adopt a child
May-04-2009 22:09
Candeeman
Retired Tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Godskitchen
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May-04-2009 23:05
AnotherWay83
The B00b Maintenance Guy
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: land of d(-_-)b
quote:
Originally posted by Candeeman
thats what slylee does everytime i tell her i wanna eat her ass out
May-04-2009 23:16
astroboy
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Melbourne
quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear
no. much worse. during the act I enter into a gay marriage and adopt a child
ok that's actually funny.
ps - That last picture just really brought home how much I need to get some pussy. To think I totally passed up a chance this weekend too. Fucking epic facepalm!
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"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
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"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
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May-04-2009 23:36
Brian Scott
Sons of Glitches!
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Hollywood
Oldie but goodie:
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Listening to trance music turns you into a fucking idiot.
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
It gets boring after a couple of months. I'm done with that and I don't think there's any incentive to return.
i am afraid you have no choice in the matter. a back log will eventuality force you to knock one out
May-05-2009 00:51
thecreator
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Miami/Tampa
Jizz in your pants indeed,yea yea yea cliche''(to the point where no one is even going to hit play.....oh well
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Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
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I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.
May-05-2009 02:03
La5eR
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: MN by sun, ND by dark.
In the first capacity, I employ this pretty much every night. I've become dependent on it since age 13. Even after sex.
In regards to the second one, I remember in my final year of school when we were all writing our study schedules it became the status quo to mark a little spot on your timetable which would be set aside for wacking off.
What a fucking joke. Teaching people to be ashamed of their humanity.. I wonder how many youth suicides these attitudes are responsible for.
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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187
