I've known so many.

I even know a girl who was on Jenny Jones.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On There's a movie you probably shouldn't see called Idiocracy. It's pretty awful, but the premise consists of a man being frozen for 500 years, only to wake up and find the world inhabited by complete morons, as all of the smart people refused to breed anywhere near as much as the stars of COPS did. Sounds like a horror, doesn't it? I guess it was actually sort of funny. Anyways, my cats and I enjoyed it while we drank our Juicy-Juice and ate Government cheese.

sounds like the premise to "demolition man"

They should seriously consider making a pay TV channel that just plays COPS 24-7. With a recession coming onto full swing, crime rates will climb up so there will never be a shortage of young smartarses that need to be pulled over, tazed, handcuffed and beaten within an inch of their life for not indicating, feeding their cat cheese or something...

But the Government *gave* me that cheese to do with it as I see fit! I have rights! don't i?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

You got the right to be on TV.
Its easy, find out when COPS is in your neighbourhood, put bootpolish on your face and fill your pockets with zippy bags full of icing sugar.

INSTANT CELEBRITY!

Seeing as how I'd likely be the first dark-skinned man any cops in my state have ever seen, they'd likely shoot me dead rather than haul me off.

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Ive always wondered this about cops-How in the hell can they broadcast these people on tv without them signing a release? It seems like a huge violation of rights, they don't even blur their faces judging from a few episodes I have seen recently.

and I cant stand the useless sting of sending in a hot female cop to offer sexual services for 15 bucks to old men that are trippin on life and are proably in the early stages of dementia. WTF, that is like 2 drinks at the bar. Creating criminals out of nothing is what they are doing.

I often don't here these people's rights being read properly, and even though its fully documented there seems to be no repurcussions at all.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Smart couples tend to have kids who are dumber than they are, and dumb ones tend to have kids who are smarter than they are. It's called regression toward the mean. The human race is not doomed, you pessimists.

So I'm doomed to have stupid kids? Nooooooooo....

Seriously though, do you have a study supporting this? Two reasons:

a) It seems completely at odds with the idea of "natural selection" and valuable traits being passed on.

b) My own experience says that this is wrong. All the smart kids at school seemed to have intelligent parents too, though I guess that leads towards the whole "nature vs nurture" debate.

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Originally posted by Domesticated So I'm doomed to have stupid kids? Nooooooooo....

He said smart couples mate...

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Originally posted by Sushipunk He said smart couples mate...

I'm a self-replicating hermaphrodite.

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Originally posted by Domesticated I'm a self-replicating hermaphrodite.

So hot.

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