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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN awesome, let's introduce him to stu's mum. god knows she deserves a good slappin'

She fucking does. Though, she'd probably just consider it a 'sign from the universe' that she needs to immediately spend a good portion of her income on crystal healing, reiki, and energy healing for her shakra imbalances.

Lol.

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I read that as a Shakira imbalance and now I have that really annoying song inside my head. Lend me a drill so I can let it out?

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Originally posted by Ian I read that as a Shakira imbalance and now I have that really annoying song inside my head. Lend me a drill so I can let it out?

Stop thinking about my drill

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Originally posted by Sushipunk She fucking does. Though, she'd probably just consider it a 'sign from the universe' that she needs to immediately spend a good portion of her income on crystal healing, reiki, and energy healing for her shakra imbalances. Lol.

hahahha. man, my mum has at least 2 science degrees and she's still kinda into that shit. it boggles my mind.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN hahahha. man, my mum has at least 2 science degrees and she's still kinda into that shit. it boggles my mind.

Argh, fucking hell.

Well I bet she doesn't believe in past life experiences that have to be cleansed in this life, hmmm? Oh yeah. Crystals.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Argh, fucking hell. Well I bet she doesn't believe in past life experiences that have to be cleansed in this life, hmmm? Oh yeah. Crystals.

to be honest, i try to avoid the spirituality discussions with mum, coz its just not polite to call your own mother a stupid cunt.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN to be honest, i try to avoid the spirituality discussions with mum, coz its just not polite to call your own mother a stupid cunt.

Polite or not, I've gone there My mum and I did NOT get along when I was a teenager, at all, due to the shit she tried to cram into my head. It took quite a few years into my 20s before I could just ignore it as 'babbling', for use of a better word.

She mostly gets the message now. Mostly.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk She fucking does. Though, she'd probably just consider it a 'sign from the universe' that she needs to immediately spend a good portion of her income on crystal healing, reiki, and energy healing for her shakra imbalances. Lol.

I'd take that over my gold-digging, two faced whore of a mother.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora I'd take that over my gold-digging, two faced whore of a mother.

Ahh. What's your story?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Polite or not, I've gone there My mum and I did NOT get along when I was a teenager, at all, due to the shit she tried to cram into my head. It took quite a few years into my 20s before I could just ignore it as 'babbling', for use of a better word. She mostly gets the message now. Mostly.

aw, jesus. i remember being carried screaming from sunday school when i was about 5. that was the last time they tried to indoctrinate me dammit!! though she keeps talking to me about a psychic she saw not too long ago it just...hurts my feelings, you know? like that first time as a child you realise your parents aren't perfect? like when i beat dad at chess when i was 7 or 8. hahahahahaha.

dad on the other hand lent me 'the god delusion'. good dad!

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Originally posted by Ian Ahh. What's your story?

Nothing much, she's just a fickle, shallow, materialistic gold-digging whore.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora Nothing much, she's just a fickle, shallow, materialistic gold-digging whore.

swap for my crazy "tries to be cool" mum?