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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN if you and krypton joined forces you could achieve your wildest dreams.

haha...

Kryps a good guy... I dont know why you guys give him so much shit. Yukii is cool too.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I am working on that twitter rip off joke site... twatter.me and I want to redo my flickr rip off site as well... http://brightr.net

lol i was just talking to my gf about how there should be a live porn feed site called 'twatter' (with 'twatpic')

Make it a voting site for who people would like to see kill themselves and every week have a new poll.

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Originally posted by GTS3gEclipse Make it a voting site for who people would like to see kill themselves and every week have a new poll.

I like that idea!　hrっっっm。。。。

damn japanese IME in OSX there is some key combo that i keep hitting that turns on hiragana, and its not the normal one!

So I think I'll make it like digg... submit and vote people up or down to off themselves...

make it a suicide appreciation page

the band, you prick

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Originally posted by Domesticated http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse...u=manly_suicide

lmfao! that site was incredible.
'the best page in the universe'- but he's so right in a weird way.

i couldn't stop laughing with this:


Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!

That's it for now. Just remember: it's your suicide, have fun with it.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I like that idea!　hrっっっm。。。。 damn japanese IME in OSX there is some key combo that i keep hitting that turns on hiragana, and its not the normal one!

そうですか。。日本語にわかりますか。

ゆき

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

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Originally posted by yukii そうですか。。日本語にわかりますか。 ゆき

すこし。。。

i think i still own

www.fuckingboobies.com

dont know wtf i should do with it.

it's almost up. so i'm just goign to give up.

Definetly the most epic way to do it:

Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some kind of overhang, such as a bridge.

Next, tie cheese wire around your neck, tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you. Remember, you don't want to die looking like a Michael Hutchence wannabe. Nobody wants to be Michael Hutchence. Even Hutchence hated it.

Anyway, tie the cheese wire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind (you ***** pussy).

Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.

You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!

I'd totally talk to a guy at a party that had pulled his own head off!