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Originally posted by nchs09 Soooo how do i go about drinking my own jizz?

Cup your hand, son. Cup your hand!

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Originally posted by nchs09 Soooo how do i go about drinking my own jizz? Do i just attempt to blow a load in my mouf risking a self-pwn-self-facial or do i dump it all over the floor and then lick it? Oh wait, nevermind... ill just eat fucking steak and eggs instead.

sploodge on your steak. Get a double hit of protein!

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**Man I'm Pretty**

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Health Benefits Studies seem to say that semen is an anti-depressant. This means that it causes women not to feel depressed or sad. The studies found that when men had sex with women without using condoms, and the men's semen was taken into the women's vaginas, the women had better moods and felt happier. Scientists do not yet know if the same thing happens when semen is swallowed after oral sex, but some of them think it may.[7]

Hahahahahahaha >Wiki<

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The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.

>www.newscientist.com<

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

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Originally posted by Dervish Hahahahahahaha >Wiki< >www.newscientist.com<

I've been telling my gf that for ages.

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from Wikipedia

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Semen in espionage When the British Secret Intelligence Service (SSB) discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming noted of his agents that "Every man (is) his own stylo".[22]

note the dude's name