To me, Bill Murray has always looked like he smells like farts and Old Spice. Not that that's a bad thing at all. I think Bill Murray is great.

I would also have sex with this old pervert:

I was shaving my nuts in the shower today for no reason whatsoever. So then I put shampoo in my hair and immediately thought, "hmmm, that was a quick transition, maybe I should've made sure my hands were clean of my pubes before I brushed them through my hair, no worries just shake your hair out real well."
So then I'm driving in my car and I got the windows closed and the A/C on (it's the first car I've ever had with A/C. A/C feels so good. But it makes my fingers numb, which is also not good with paddle shift because the shifter is metal and I can't feel my fingers or the paddle shifter, end parenthesis) and I felt something near my ear. I thought it was a bug or something so I swat it, and then look at my hand and there was a pube.
and that was my adventure for today. have a nice night diary. I'll write in you tomororwororl

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Originally posted by jennypie I would also have sex with this old pervert:

WARLOCK!

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Originally posted by Rodrico WARLOCK!

YES!

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Originally posted by jennypie lol

you're late to the party, Jenny. I started the REAL pube thread almost a month ago:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...481&forumid=16&

Tonight I was in the shower and my bf was brushing his teeth and I was shaving my kitty asked him if he wanted me to leave a pube design because I always just go bald

he said sure

so I started trying to work something down there but ended up shaving the whole thing

smooth bald vag ftw always imo wtfbrblol

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

oh cool thanks for sharing

Since I already called BBC National, I figured posting it on Trance Addict would be the next logical step

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

Why would you let your cat into the bathroom? I hate when my ca- oh I see what you're talking about.

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then a bunch of birds flew into my room and stole all my telecommunications equipment

damn birds

every time!

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget