That's what you get for dating someone who isn't legal.

And from a trailer park.

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aka Tits McGee
aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richardson_family_murders i went to school with this piece of work.. a few minor differences.. but this could be you!

Don't be silly

There's no werewolves involved in his story

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major grammar-fail bas

your subject is plural and you conjugated the verb "to be" incorrectly

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox major grammar-fail bas your subject is plural and you conjugated the verb "to be" incorrectly

Ok.

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ya

rectal cavity

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

fuck all that. take that bitch to vegas and marry her. perfect addition to their family, imo.

I don't need more 'white people problems' in my life...

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"I think the scientific and the artistic spirit have something in common. The scientist wants not only to learn the facts, but to understand how they cohere, fit together and make a whole. He even uses criteria such as beauty and symmetry to help decide which theory he wants.

The scientist cannot capture the whole cosmos in thought. In his mind he makes a kind of microcosm, which we see as an analogue of the cosmos. In this way we try to get a feeling for the whole. The artist, I suppose, gets a feeling for the whole some other way.�

David Bohm in “Art, Dialogue and the Implicate Order�, published in On Creativity RC (Routledge Classics)

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Fine Sir, I have grave concerns that you have entered into a relationship which you would be well served to extricate yourself from. Given the famillial circumstances in which this young lady was socialized it is only prudent that one presume she harbours resentment, unresolved emotional distress, and a general malcontent that will manifest itself in most unpleasent actions throughout her life. Indeed, I have, in my youth, found myself in situations similar to that which you now describe; none of which had favorable outcomes. One cannot fault you should you wish to continue to keep private company with this young woman (as women with such questionable parentage are generally entertaining to lay with); however, once you have satiated your base desires flight is advisable. c0r version: Dude, this chick's gotta be fucked up. Nail her for a bit 'cause she must be a freak but you gotta do the pump and dump!

This.

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Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

This thread's a joke, right? I laughed the whole way through reading your original post. My stomach is actually hurting.

I only ask because your last tantrum was initialised after the collective 'tranceaddict community' failed to recognise your superior sense of humour. So, I'm just just letting you know: I get this one! Good gag!

your only option is to marry her.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

Is this the chick that kicked you in the face? Sounds like you have a great choice in women.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Domesticated This thread's a joke, right? I laughed the whole way through reading your original post. My stomach is actually hurting. I only ask because your last tantrum was initialised after the collective 'tranceaddict community' failed to recognise your superior sense of humour. So, I'm just just letting you know: I get this one! Good gag!

How could you possibly laugh at anything when Michael Jackson fucking died today? Jeez.

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