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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I like to have some reading material available, too.

even though i'm in and out, i need to read something. even if it's the back of the febreeze bottle. i've read the backs of so many random things like deoderant and stuff. i like to practice pronouncing the ingredients.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Hell yeah text too. Do it while pissing also.

Emptying the fluids out of my body doesn't stop my every day doings.

I have eaten string cheese while taking a shower oh and Cheetos.

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Originally posted by Slylee no i'm weird when i take a crap. i have to have the faucet running and read something. i'm done in like a minute too.

performance anxiety

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Originally posted by iclone performance anxiety

i take like 4 craps a day sheeit nigga. i don't have performance anxiety

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee even though i'm in and out, i need to read something. even if it's the back of the febreeze bottle. i've read the backs of so many random things like deoderant and stuff. i like to practice pronouncing the ingredients.

I DO THAT. i thought i was the only one. ill even read the back of my underwear instructions lol

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Originally posted by Slylee even though i'm in and out, i need to read something. even if it's the back of the febreeze bottle. i've read the backs of so many random things like deoderant and stuff.

Haha, yeah, but that's only when I don't have a book. When I feel it coming, I'll almost always grab a nearby book before I head to the bathroom.

The funniest thing, in my opinion, is all the different names we give to excrement and the act of it!

hehe, I wish someone would make a list...

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Originally posted by yukii I DO THAT. i thought i was the only one. ill even read the back of my underwear instructions lol

your underwear comes with instructions?

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lol i mean like the washing instruction or the size and where it was made and if its made out of polyester

What the fuck? Get some good magazines to read. Nobody should be reading about the rinse cycle while they poop.

omg i love this thread i'm crackin up

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee even though i'm in and out, i need to read something. even if it's the back of the febreeze bottle. i've read the backs of so many random things like deoderant and stuff. i like to practice pronouncing the ingredients.

me too, i have a bunch of the onion sitting on my shitter. seems i have to do that while eating cereal too. you know, the back of the cereal box is either some stupid kid shit or a big, embellished description of the cereal but i still have to read it. then the nutrition information.

edit: poop talks are fun.