you're just jealous

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Originally posted by Banora Fuck no its not regular... its so unregular (it has been for years). Sometimes it'll come at the first week of the month then a couple of weeks later, or it might come at the end of the month and disappear for about 40+ days then show up at the middle of the month. I was so annoyed with it I found an online period calculator/calander. I really like it and it factors in a lot of things to accurately predict when your period is... its been right for the last six months I've used it within a window of a few days. here is the site

Oh I know exactly when I'm getting my period... it's just that ovulation is a total mystery.

I was talking to my Babcia about it the other day and she told me to measure the temperature in my vagina every morning for a month. The days when it jumps by 1 degree celsius are the days I am ovulating. I might try it... my grandma always has some funky sounding advice for everything. Like when I was 15 and had zits, she assured me that once I started having regular sex, my face would clear up.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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measure the temp of your vag?

That is def not one of the Polish old-woman knowledge shit - that's just weird

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It also has an ovulation calculator/calendar, though you have to use it for a few months to really get any accurate results. However, you Babcia sounds awesome

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

This thread delivers.

(Maybe it's time to run a Tampax contest? More vag related posts = more entries)

lol

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Like when I was 15 and had zits, she assured me that once I started having regular sex, my face would clear up.

does this work for adult acne as well? my chin has been breaking out nonstop lately... maybe because i'm not getting laid.

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Period sex ftw.


And wtf it seems like many of us are synched up, lol. Mine just ended too.

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Originally posted by squirrelly measure the temp of your vag? That is def not one of the Polish old-woman knowledge shit - that's just weird

It's true though
I googled it.

Well not *totally* ... sources say that you can just measure your temp in your mouth or your rectum to plot the changes in basal body temperature to predict ovulation. Babcia insists it has to be in the puss though... something about the temp rising down there, to create a more fertile atmosphere for the egg.

Anyway this way I can get my morning femme-fap AND be up-to-date on my menstrual health two birds, one stone

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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No period until the 1st (so says my calendar)

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

mine just started. and lately i haven't been into the period sex thing. it's weird. i used to be all about it but i'd say for the past like 3-4 cycles i wasn't feeling it. i get cramps too bad so it's hard to get in the mood when you're cramping. and if i'm not cramping, usually an orgasm induces cramps for me. so now it's pretty much blowjob/handjob week instead now.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Cor is full with male Slylees today. Or what's with the stupid threads about your ugly girlfriends?!

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Originally posted by lücid does this work for adult acne as well? my chin has been breaking out nonstop lately... maybe because i'm not getting laid.

Get a plastic one girl I'm sure your pituitary gland won't know the difference between a dong and a dildo



Try not to eat ketchup. That's what she told my sister like 2 months ago when she started breaking out lol

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget