OP: Atleast she can't hear her singing performances...you may have done her a favor in this respect.

In the 6th grade I was going home from the school bus (it wasn't really a bus, more like a van) and there was this really annoying 4th grade kid who wouldn't stop making irritating noises, and threw his hankerchief full of spit and snot to my face, intentionally, so I kicked him in the face. He was leaning in the corner of the van where there wasn't any cushion and I just suddenly kicked his face. Like literally into the corner of the metal railing. My leather shoe snap into the middle of his face. I even saw his head bounce back a bit from the impact.

Since I watched a lot of WWE at the time, I did a Shawn Michaels' Sweet Chin Music. He cried after that and didn't talk for the rest of the trip but everyone was slightly shocked and felt sorry for the kid (I went to a private all boys school). The other days I saw him he didn't say anything to me anymore. He was the kinda kid which would never tell his parents though.

For those who don't know what I'm talking about, it's something like this.



thinking about it now, I feel sorry for the kid.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk You found her! Paint stripper. Or, you could paint 'stripper' Am I way off?

oh, i always had a pretty good idea where they were. i just needed time to pass and me to become motivated

fuck stu, you're like a memory ninja

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Originally posted by The17sss I was at the DMV waiting on getting my new drivers license last month. I had been a day earlier and waited 2 hours, only to be told when my number got called that I needed my social security card too; one lady told me when I walked in that I didn't need it, so I waited. So, I'm back the 2nd day and have to sit there among the dreggs of society for another 2 hours... a massive fat and stinky black lady to my left with a Tweety Bird tatoo on her arm and her fat leg touching mine, and a freaky looking Indian dude on my right with a cleft palate. Safe to say, my mood was not so good. So I started listening to the lady answering the phone making appointments for people... I thought, "WTF? I didn't know you could call the DMV and make an appointment and not wait!" So, as she repeated their names and appointment times back to them out loud, I was writing them down. They had to wait 3-4 weeks for those appointments. The next day, I called the DMV pretending to be some of those people and told them I wanted to cancel the scheduled appointments. I can only imagine the shit storm that took place in there when the real people came in expecting to go to the front of the line, and being told they were no longer on the schedule. Total dick move on my part... but someone had to pay!!

You should start a reality TV show on shit like this...

I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog.

I once rammed a load of plastic beads up my sisters nose, she had to go to hospital to get them removed.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN oh, i always had a pretty good idea where they were. i just needed time to pass and me to become motivated fuck stu, you're like a memory ninja

Only for really obscure shit

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i logged into bas account and started banning people

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Originally posted by Ivand i logged into bas account and started banning people

Far too slow

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since I've heard people log in as Bas in several thread, might as well post his password:

Junior year of high school, I was on the verge of breaking up with my girlfriend.... I stole a ring from her jewelry box that I had given her 6 months earlier but didn't say anything. I watched all week at school as she grew more nervous, wondering when I would notice that she didn't have it on. Finally one day, I was like, "Hey... why don't you wear your ring anymore?" She strugled to tell me that she lost it, and I blasted her with faux outrage. A week later I sold it to a guy I worked at a restaurant with for twice what I paid for it. Oh, and I was banging her best friend at the same time, and to this day she never knew about it.

Man I was a dick back then.

I hacked a popular forum I frequent and banned random people.

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