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Originally posted by Spam The only reason I hate Montreal is out of jealousy. They're the only city I know of that can turn a 3-lane road into a 6-lane road, with road-side parking, on both sides of the road. Welcome to Montreal: Where the the street-lines are SUGGESTIONS!

Haha, sounds like Egypt

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Originally posted by Sunsnail reminds me of

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Originally posted by Slylee i don't think the frenchies give a shit about tourism. as far as they're concerned, the americans can't stay the fuck away. lol and i don't blame them. look how fucked and obnoxious americans are compared to canada. most canadians don't even lock their front doors...because they don't need to.

Whaaaaaaa????

Edit: Yea it's way safer up here, but we still lock our front doors.

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH Whaaaaaaa???? Edit: Yea it's way safer up here, but we still lock our front doors.

Gotta watch out for panty bandits imo

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expanded your collection recently bas?

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Originally posted by bas Gotta watch out for panty bandits imo

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Originally posted by bas Gotta watch out for panty bandits imo

It's becoming a serious issue up here. I blame the sudden influx of Mexicans in this country.

i've never had a problem in montreal and i don't speak any french (anymore that is). i've gone twice this year and at least four or five other times. it doesn't need signs in english...

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by msz expanded your collection recently bas?

Dude, can't you read? Canadians don't lock their doors! You know that scene in the Great Gatsby when Daisy is throwing Nick's shirts around. Imagine that but in panty-vision.

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Originally posted by brasilero ok it's obvious ur naive and stupid and dont live in mtl to see the inequalities. oh by the way , i am bilingual. here's my advice: go back , re-read post until you 'get' the message

yah when i went to montreal i was at a bar and i asked a lady there in english where the washroom was..and she just looked at me with this JE NE SAIS QUOI face.

and struggling, i said 'je dois aller aux Pee Pee"

and she didn't know wtf i said..

eventually i said 'toilet?" and she's like "oh it's over there behind the bar"

fucking bitch spoke english. what a ****.

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Originally posted by BTG yah when i went to montreal i was at a bar and i asked a lady there in english where the washroom was..and she just looked at me with this JE NE SAIS QUOI face. and struggling, i said 'je dois aller aux Pee Pee" and she didn't know wtf i said.. eventually i said 'toilet?" and she's like "oh it's over there behind the bar" fucking bitch spoke english. what a ****.

have you seen what you look like?

ps op is an idiot.

go back to brazil and eat rocks for supper.