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Originally posted by Sushipunk Hahaha, nope. Pissing feels weird enough

Shitting feels ten times weirder. Feels wrong, almost like an animal is slithering out of your body.

best part about taking a crap is the occasional reward of a clean wipe

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thanks guys

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Originally posted by Sunsnail thanks guys

LOL.

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Originally posted by idoru You know what I like? When it feels like I have to take an epic dump but (lol) and the second I sit down to shit, all that happens is one loud, quick burst of air that doesn't even classify as a fart. Magically, all of the pressure is gone. Awesome.

lols, how come you cant tell the difference?

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classy thread guys...

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Shitting feels ten times weirder. Feels wrong, almost like an animal is slithering out of your body.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

yea imabe droppin big deuce tomorrow ya hur me my lover ya right ya hear me... riiiiiightbigdeuce yea!

I like it when you're taking dump and you can control the muscles in your butthole to keep pushing until it all comes out in one neat peace and ( meaning you don't have to break it in half with your anus because you can't handle it anymore) you then when you go clean with toilet paper there it nothing to clean because you did it so perfectly. THAT is awesome.


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Originally posted by aquila best part about taking a crap is the occasional reward of a clean wipe

+1

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The new title of this thread + contents of original thread title = win.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Ever tried to take a shit on acid?

Weirdest. Thing. Ever.

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