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Originally posted by astroboy i was 16 with the 2nd or 3rd chick I'd ever slept with

Love your subtlety after the inference that you're a virgin was made further back up the thread.

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Originally posted by Domesticated Love your subtlety after the inference that you're a virgin was made further back up the thread.

lol I was going to reply directly but decided I didn't want to get into a shitfight with bas cos he's an alright guy.. I don't care what they say about him.

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Originally posted by jennypie Bahahaha, psychologically damaged skanks. Fuck, most women are so shitty. :/

Many of them were dog-ugly too. Unfortunately you can't get numbers without making a lot of compromises in the looks and "fucked-in-the-head" departments.. seriously I was such an dickhead argh.. I'm going to go out and drink tonight to suppress those memories again!

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Originally posted by astroboy That's quite tragic.. A chick once told me she couldn't bring herself to orgasm.. must be frustrating as hell.

that's where you're supposed to come in.
/no pun

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"physically able to perform sex in cloistered conditions"

I'm guessing she didn't have legs? I don't know about MRIs all that well, but the video seems like she doesn't have legs.

Although I think you can change "frequency" to examine tissue at a certain x,y plane. or something. I saw it on TV once. 10 years ago. Disney Channel.

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Originally posted by astroboy lol I was going to reply directly but decided I didn't want to get into a shitfight with bas cos he's an alright guy.. I don't care what they say about him.

lol thanks buddy

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lol i caught that too boris

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

i would just like to thank the thread starter for this MRI sex video because last night my bf was exhausted from working outdoors all day and i could pretty much tell that i wasn't gonna get laid, but then i showed him this video before going to bed and as soon as we were in bed, he started initiating sex. SCORE

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

so you got laid

that makes it... let me see.... ||||



j\k

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Originally posted by Slylee i would just like to thank the thread starter for this MRI sex video because last night my bf was exhausted from working outdoors all day and i could pretty much tell that i wasn't gonna get laid, but then i showed him this video before going to bed and as soon as we were in bed, he started initiating sex. SCORE

haha initating sex

commence penetration....NOW

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Originally posted by Slylee i would just like to thank the thread starter for this MRI sex video because last night my bf was exhausted from working outdoors all day and i could pretty much tell that i wasn't gonna get laid, but then i showed him this video before going to bed and as soon as we were in bed, he started initiating sex. SCORE

Haha you're welcome.. It is my mission in life to get other people laid

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187