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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I enjoy breathing. Keeping my balance as I walk from place to place is pretty fucking awesome, too.

Can't forget about maintaining equilibrium!

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He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand. Afari, Tales

Dead serious question hidden in the depths of unrelated thread:

Let's say that your best friend for life had a younger, attractive sister who was in her early teens. Please keep in mind that some countries have an age of consent almost 5 years lower than the general U.S.A. age of consent.

What would you do if he said "Dude, she likes you. Since you're my best friend, I'll let her give you head. Don't tell anyone. Keep this between us, ok?" then hugged you, and his sister walked in immediately after?

What's the lowest age you'd go? Highest? 16/17 is pretty fucking old imo unless she had no tits. I hate breasty women, I need flatchested but adorable girlwomen in my life.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

If you're wondering, yes, there's an obvious reason why I didn't post a lowest age limit for myself: there is none.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

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Originally posted by Domesticated I hate people who list laughing as a past time or hobby. Hey, crying is my hobby! Frowning is my hobby! Staring is my hobby! In my spare time I enjoy existing!

-(a genuine lol, NOT an attempt to start a hobby)

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colonelcrisp i bust my ass for the money i make ******** Oh so you are a male prostitute? That is such hard work taking dick? Now your ass can match your mouth.

dj'ing

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by dj_alfi dj'ing

WHAT AN INFORMATIVE AND INSPIRING POST WE COULD NOT TELL YOU LIKE TO DJ MERELY BY THE FACT THAT YOU USE THE MONKIER "DJ" ON A MUSIC FORUM DECIDEDLY CENTRED AROUND DJING.

You would have done better if you'd mentioned your proclivity towards taking sharp objects in the rectum.

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

anal sex and breeding cats, sometimes at the same time.

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Le Freak Divas Dives And Dementia. [hausentech] *nouveau*
http://soundcloud.com/le-freak

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

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Originally posted by Akridrot Dead serious question hidden in the depths of unrelated thread: Let's say that your best friend for life had a younger, attractive sister who was in her early teens. Please keep in mind that some countries have an age of consent almost 5 years lower than the general U.S.A. age of consent. What would you do if he said "Dude, she likes you. Since you're my best friend, I'll let her give you head. Don't tell anyone. Keep this between us, ok?" then hugged you, and his sister walked in immediately after? What's the lowest age you'd go? Highest? 16/17 is pretty fucking old imo unless she had no tits. I hate breasty women, I need flatchested but adorable girlwomen in my life.

You will never find someone who likes you. Not even these, much to your blubbering, miserable disappointment. Eat some fucking coins, and make friends with the other TA pedos: boris and nou.

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Originally posted by Akridrot What's the lowest age you'd go? Highest? 16/17 is pretty fucking old imo unless she had no tits. I hate breasty women, I need flatchested but adorable girlwomen in my life.

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Originally posted by Akridrot If you're wondering, yes, there's an obvious reason why I didn't post a lowest age limit for myself: there is none.

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Originally posted by Domesticated I hate people who list laughing as a past time or hobby. Hey, crying is my hobby! Frowning is my hobby! Staring is my hobby! In my spare time I enjoy existing!

I hate people who can't read thread titles.

I also hate people who hate people.

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