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Originally posted by boris_the_bear yes. because most of you are stuffed with hypocracy which is more likely who you really are in real life. i bet the same joke coming from me, or Aktidrot, or the other "losers" will be three times less funny than that of the alpha male Lenazi, c0r whore Jennypie, mr.irony Sushipunk/PCK and god of djing Bas etc. While you like it elitarian here, you're all just a bunch of ordinary people with whom I interact in my everyday life

i appreciate the fact that english isn't your first language so i'll go easy. its not funny when akridrot does it because he's not joking. i am not under the impression that any of the people you mentioned have a thing for children.

now don't get me wrong, i fucking hate children. i just don't hate fuck them.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J It's true. Jokes generally are funnier when told by someone with a sense of humour.

its shit like this ^^ that won us the cold war.

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear and the several of you being the indicators of who has a sense of humor and who doesn't is not hypocrisy at all, right? when you call someone a loser on TA, it's really a complement sometimes. you're just too nearsighted to see it

No, you fucktard. It'd be hypocrisy if we were talking about the exact same jokes told in exactly the same way. We're not. There's more to being funny than picking the same subject as everyone else.

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Let me make one thing clear here. I don't have a thing for children. I love them. In a pure, caring way. I am a good person with good intentions.

All this stuff is a joke. Even little kids would find it funny. I don't want to fuck little girls, that would hurt them. I'm a good person.

I just want to hug them gently and have them sit on my lap and tell them bedtime stories. I'd never stick my dick in a little girl, it wouldn't even feel that good.

She'd probably be super annoying too, like
"suck on your lollipop?"
"yeah, keep sucking, don't bite it"
"what are we gonna do next, mr. akridrot?"
and I'd be all like "shhh, just keep sucking, you don't want us to get caught, do you?"
"no! I love you! [30 seconds of sloppy, toothy *suck suck suck* ]"
" good girl"
"you gonna take me to six flags if i suck it? "
"yeah... (gosh, why won't she shut the fuck up already?)"
"yay! *suck suck suck*"



Being honest here: they smell like crayons, play-doh, and apple juice. I just can't get it up to that, there's no way I'd be able to keep an erection. Kiddy odor reminds me of my bad experiences in kindegarten and how I used to get bullied. Fucking bullies made me cry

I want to comfort those sensitive little kids who get bullied... I want to protect them from those meanies

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^^^^ HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT i think i can even smell crayons and apple juice right now

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN now don't get me wrong, i fucking hate children. i just don't hate fuck them.

?

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J We're not.

yeah. you're the cool kids on the block. i get it already. you don't have to shove me your cool sneakers in the face everytime.

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear yeah. you're the cool kids on the block. i get it already. you don't have to shove me your cool sneakers in the face everytime.

You really are fucking useless, aren't you? The "we" is everyone in this thread. Do you think I go around high-fiving the likes of Jennypie and Bas? They don't fucking know me, and they probably don't like me. I'm not part of any clique.

It's obvious your fragile ego has evolved an excuse for any criticism you get in the C0R, which is: "Hypocrisy, cool kids, etc." You sound like a social outcast making excuses for your own failure to interact.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J You sound like a social outcast making excuses for your own failure to interact.

How come I do not fail to interact in real life? Maybe because you should stop breeding stupid stereotypes of people being unable to joke on par with some random people on an internet as perverted loners with bad teeth and a frozen corpse of a kid in the fridge.

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear How come I do not fail to interact in real life? Maybe because you should stop breeding stupid stereotypes of people being unable to joke on par with some random people on an internet as perverted loners with bad teeth and a frozen corpse of a kid in the fridge.

Perhaps when you stop breeding stereotypes about cliques of cool kids who unfairly dismiss "losers" such as yourself. Doing that makes you sound exactly like an outcast. It's especially telling that you bracketed yourself as a "loser" alongside Akridrot, even though nobody was talking about you.

To be honest, I didn't really care much about you either way. I made the joke about having a sense of humour because it was such an open goal. It's only now your blatant insecurities have entered the equation I'm actually starting to believe you are a loser.

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Originally posted by Akridrot I don't want to fuck little girls, that would hurt them. I'm a good person. I just want to hug them gently and have them sit on my lap and tell them bedtime stories. I'd never stick my dick in a little girl, it wouldn't even feel that good.

how much does this turn you on right now?

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I'm actually starting to believe you are a loser.

omg don't. your opinion matters very much to me. if you don't stop thinking i'm a loser and start thinking i'm the hot shit, i will lay down with my arms crossed and die

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Originally posted by The17sss how much does this turn you on right now?

how old do you think they are? (no pun intended)

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear how old do you think they are? (no pun intended)

I would guess 16

well then...

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Originally posted by Akridrot Yes, we are. We are all here for the amusement of everyone/someone else.

We're really just here for our own amusement. I mean don't you read threads and post because you're amusing yourself and when you get bored and you no longer feel amused, you stop reading threads and posting and go outside to play?

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