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Originally posted by Slylee who here is an awesome drunk?

I'm awesome period.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL This was him in between his drunks texts to me. haha i luff him

woah! looks like this dude from behind:

Except Thomas isn't a douche.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Except Thomas isn't a douche.

no. he's a TOTAL douche.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL no. he's a TOTAL douche.

hahaha

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

i'm usually providing entertainment when i'm drunk so i'm told. i attempted a cartwheel in 4 inch heels in the street last time i was wasted in L.A. and everyone laughed when i busted my ass. apparantly i got right up and took a bow. so i guess i'm a funny one. but damn patrick was cracking me up so bad last night i had to make a thread about it. he seriously needs to drink more often.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL no. he's a TOTAL douche.

+1

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Am I the only one that remembers everything after a night of drinking?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose Am I the only one that remembers everything after a night of drinking?

Yeah, you're doing it wrong.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel I'm awesome period.

there's no such thing as an awesome period, benjamin.

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Originally posted by Rose Am I the only one that remembers everything after a night of drinking?

Nope. I have never had this problem except once when I was 15. The first time I had drank hard alcohol. Had 4 shots and was fucking out like a light.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.