A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements; religion, royalty, sex, and mystery.

The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

John was driving home late one night when he picked up a hitchhiker. As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his passenger. John checked to see if his wallet was safe in the pocket of his coat that was on the seat between them, but it wasn't there! So he slammed on the brakes, ordered the hitchhiker out, and said, "Hand over the wallet immediately!"

The frightened hitchhiker handed over a billfold, and John drove off. When he arrived home, he started to tell his wife about the experience, but she interrupted him, saying, "Before I forget, John, do you know that you left your wallet at home this morning?"

Tell a funny joke before this gets closed be being just bullshit...

q: What does Hannibal Lector do after he dumps his wife?






a: wipes his arse

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Originally posted by tu_face Tell a funny joke before this gets closed be being just bullshit... q: What does Hannibal Lector do after he dumps his wife? a: wipes his arse

Hehe.

hahaha!good on tu_face.

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Lame, what is the point of this thread again? its a waste of bandwith if you ask me!

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the laff






* wasn't that pointless

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