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Originally posted by lenazi don't listen to ania, she finds her mates by spraying her scent on a tree and offering to share a small rodent for food. call her right now, she wants you.

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Next time just do a pinky swear with her

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first chance you get do her in the bum

FORTUNE COOKIE ARE YOU SERIOUS?!WHO SO YOU THINK YOU ARE? MR. MYAGI?


for real dude you blew it hahha. might as well make a love ballad on your guitar and sing it outside on the works steps.

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and jump on the good foot and do the bad thing good luck

She doesn't want you, you're not mean or abusive enough, friend zone for life.

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Originally posted by Lira But that's my point, precisely

misread.

romance is something better left served for someone you are in love with already and know. Romance to people you know nothing about is not a fortune cookie, seems kind of desperate, and is not recommended imo.

what is romance without love? If he loves her already then that is just an extra thing to laugh at him about.

also: i agree with eric. sing her a wang chung song and she will melt.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

You guys are wrong. Nothing satisfies the female ego more than her thinking she is THE one. Women love feeling like it's all about them. Why do you think they're so competitive with each other? They all want to be the bottom hoe.

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Originally posted by jennypie You guys are wrong. Nothing satisfies the female ego more than her thinking she is THE one. Women love feeling like it's all about them. Why do you think they're so competitive with each other? They all want to be the bottom hoe.

That's insane. It's like saying women are self centred?

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yeah and all of the suckers who made her feel like the one right off the bat get controlled like peons and made to jump through hoops.

i see it all the time.

any wench worth anything will let you get to know her before she expects to be "the one". All of the rest are a waste of time, don't get me wrong either i made the same mistake too (well not fortune cookie stupid).

listen to jennypie and get ready to tape your dick between your legs and cluck

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

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Originally posted by donegalredneck That's insane. It's like saying women are self centred?

I know right? Imagine that.

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Originally posted by lenazi listen to jennypie and get ready to tape your dick between your legs and cluck

I never said it was the right thing to do...just that you guys are wrong in thinking it's going to freak her out.