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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL My high school teacher STILL texts me - 6 years later ....

about what?

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by bas

it's not like "what are you wearing" type of texts. We joke around alot. It's always been like that since I was in his class. lol.

He's cool and laid back - I always told him how fuked I got on the weekends during high school. He swears he's a good boy (he had a jimi hendrix poster on the wall and graduated from FSU during its #1 party school days)

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he has jerked off thinking about you mel

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee he has jerked off thinking about you mel

He's probably doing it now.

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Originally posted by Slylee he has jerked off thinking about you mel

he always picked on me in class but alot of my professors, when they use a party example, always use me in the example!

I must look like a "woo girl" .

last semester my professor talked about muscle sprains and said the example of ppl being drunk and spraining their ankle - which was probably me the weekend before.

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Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
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Near to me

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL last semester my professor talked about muscle sprains and said the example of ppl being drunk and spraining their ankle - which was probably me the weekend before.

It was though, right? Don't lie.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL He swears he's a good boy (he had a jimi hendrix poster on the wall and graduated from FSU during its #1 party school days)

And Charles Manson swears he never killed anyone.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL My high school teacher STILL texts me - 6 years later ....

What did you do to graduate?

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Originally posted by Slylee i smack the shit out of his ass every chance i get. love it.

Wouldn't it be more hygenic to simply give him some laxatives?

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Originally posted by jennypie I was just about to diss chicks who get all starry eyed for their profs, but then I remembered how badly I crushed on my physics and math instructor first year. I could barely look him in the eye cause I thought he knew I was always looking at his package. Plus he was such a bumbling idiot, I somehow found that endearing.

if you take the number of teachers getting caught fucking their 15yo students as a barometer, i reckon there's a fair amount of tertiary titilation going on. hell, my mate's wife fucked a lecturer at uni. the same lecturer my mate had intellectual orgasms over every time he came up in conversaion. its good for couples to have things in common.

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Originally posted by Jarvmeister Wouldn't it be more hygenic to simply give him some laxatives?