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Originally posted by Sushipunk

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I love how when your shit jokes fall flat, they're suddenly not jokes any more.

Oh no, wait. You were being serious, right? You were seriously suggesting that packing your belongings should resemble a classic 80s videogame, and our responses were supposed to be thoughtful ruminations on this revolutionary idea. Indeed, with a little luck this thread would see the first scientific hypothesis aimed at making this Tetris-house-moving dream a reality.

And because I think it was a shit joke means I must find it funny on one level? What kind of ridiculous fucking logic is that? So if I told you "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side" and you went "Shit joke", deep down you were laughing on some level? Fuck off.

Oh, and in before your prefab "I don't care" speech. Count the number of posts you've made in response to me in this thread and then tell me you aren't bothered.

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Yeah, I was seriously suggesting that it would be awesome if packing were that simple. It wasn't a joke, but it wasn't meant to be taken literally either, dickhead. God you're thick.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Oh no, wait. You were being serious, right? You were seriously suggesting that packing your belongings should resemble a classic 80s videogame, and our responses were supposed to be thoughtful ruminations on this revolutionary idea. Indeed, with a little luck this thread would see the first scientific hypothesis aimed at making this Tetris-house-moving dream a reality.

Seems pretty straight forward to me. When this technology is finally developed I'll be sure to remind you how much of an ass you were while all your belongings are being teleported away. Shithead.

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Oh and I'll be sure to let you know how my moves goes. Maybe you can make it for the housewarming party we're having on Halloween. Don't worry if you can't find a costume in time, just come as yourself. I'm almost positive nobody else wants to dress a huge vagina.

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Originally posted by jennypie Oh and I'll be sure to let you know how my moves goes. Maybe you can make it for the housewarming party we're having on Halloween. Don't worry if you can't find a costume in time, just come as yourself. I'm almost positive nobody else wants to dress a huge vagina.

sounds epic

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Originally posted by jennypie Yeah, I was seriously suggesting that it would be awesome if packing were that simple. It wasn't a joke, but it wasn't meant to be taken literally either, dickhead. God you're thick.

But your theory is riddled with flaws. You've failed to take into account the increasing speed of the task every time ten lines are cleared. Your packing would rapidly descend into a frantic, energy-sapping rush, lest the boxes pile up to the ceiling in defiance of all known principles of gravity. On closer inspection, this is an incredibly stupid proposition and I reject it out of hand.

Oh, and if you didn't intend it to be a joke, why were you so dismayed at the thought The Simpsons got there first? Whoops...

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Oh, and if you didn't intend it to be a joke, why were you so dismayed at the thought The Simpsons got there first? Whoops...

Because I thought it was an original idea, moron. You're reading a little too far into it, lol. But I get it: you don't like me/you think I'm not funny. Wah wah.

poor jen

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I actually d/l'ed Tetris for my phone last night to keep my mind occupied with something other than the pain I was in. Really did the trick.

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Originally posted by jennypie Because I thought it was an original idea, moron.

Yeah... you fucked up this thread on all counts, didn't you? Still, you can say you had the teleportation idea. I'll leave you now, so you can discuss that very same deep, interesting and entirely unfunny-but-not-meant-to-be-dickhead idea at length with your chums.

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> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24

Like these sets? Come see me play live at Kibosh in Manchester: https://www.instagram.com/kibosh.mcr/