i don't have a roommate well more like a neighbor since we share a main apartment entrance to a front to back apartment that is split into half. We have separate doors to our apts etc. Well anyways, my roommate went a head and fucked one of my friends and she started grilling me the next day about him asking me all types of questions. I told her I'm not getting in the middle of this, you made your own bed you lay in it. She basically started bitching me out about not letting her know the deal and all this stuff. I mean she's a big girl she can decide for herself, anyways after I didn't spill the beans as to if this guy was single or dating (he was dating a friend of mine at the time). I finally told her yea he is seeing someone and basically that you're now his booty call, to which I proceeded to say "you made your choice, not me" to which that set her off. 2 days of not talking to each other she said I was very mean for saying that and that I'm a fucked up person...

With woman there's only 2 ways, you can be happy or you can be right, but you can't have both of them.

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Yeah shes pissed, calling me a jerk for doing so, I'm like are ya serious, are ya serious, she gives me $20 cash, I'm like you're $70 short, then I can hear her on the phone downstairs talking how bad I am and all and then shes trying to connect somehow, nope not gonna happen, reason she doesnt wanna pay is that I turned off the AC for a day or so when he got hit with a cold front and whatever reason she needs the fricken AC on, I mean its a cool 60 degrees outside, what is the matter with you, it could 20 outside right and she needs the AC and yeah slyee is right, living with chicks is a pain, this is my first time and what a pain

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Originally posted by Slylee i'm so glad i don't have roommate drama other than our roommate just being insanely gay sometimes lol i also notice that most of the roommate drama in here has to do with living with chicks living with 2 dudes ftw. as long as the place is clean and i cook a few good meals during the week, they are super happy. *edit* oh yea i just remembered i do have one roommate drama story. our roommate didn't pay the electric bill one time and had our shit turned off. the messed up part about it is that he had the money to pay for it but he just kept putting it off and forgetting about it. man we were so pissed that night but we still acted cool about it. i mean we didn't chew his head off or anything, i'm pretty sure he was embarrassed enough about it. that's all i got lol

they both want to fuck you.

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Originally posted by pitchf0rk they both want to fuck you.

one of them is my boyfriend and the other is his good friend/business partner. i dont know if the roommate wants to fuck me, but either way it aint gonna happen!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee one of them is my boyfriend and the other is his good friend/business partner. i dont know if the roommate wants to fuck me, but either way it aint gonna happen!

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

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Originally posted by leph555

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oh yea and our roommate has jokingly admitted to jerking off to the sound of us doing it. how messed up is that?

i am very cautious about being loud if he's home and i'm not the type to just not care if anyone hears me, it's actually embarrassing if i find out someone heard me while we were having sex. but a few times we got loud thinking he wasn't home and then he comes out of his bedroom later and we were like, "oh shit".

thank god my bf is the non jealous type because i don't imagine that would go over too smoothly with guys and their buddies admitting they wack of to the sound of their girlfriend getting nailed.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by ownymcown dude take her to small claims, don't just cut the internet, you pay for it anyway. if shes leaving in a week, push it as far as you can. put chicken broth cubes in the shower head.

Waste of time...doesn't work

lol @ all of these passive/aggressive bullshit childish ideas. it amazes me how many people have a hard time with confrontation.

don't any of you know how to just confront someone about something like an adult?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee lol @ all of these passive/aggressive bullshit childish ideas. it amazes me how many people have a hard time with confrontation. don't any of you know how to just confront someone about something like an adult?

U think there's adults on here? LOL

honestly, i think the more vile and disgusting someone's passive/aggressive ideas & pranks are, the more angry they probably are at THEMSELVES for not being able to deal with confrontation lol makes total sense.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Yet another innocent thread that is now suddenly about Slylee.

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