I lisp when I'm nervous. I remember when I was like 7, telling a teacher my name was Chrissanna. She said, "Chrithanna?"

"No, Chrissanna."

"That's what I said. Chrithanna...?"

arrrgh.

Then I was sent to speech therapy. Don't ask me how that went. Actually, I'll tell you.

I had to practice putting my tongue somewhere. I think behind my front teeth. I forget which, bottom or top. So every day, I practiced. Over and over. Like 100 times.

Then one day, the speech therapist said, everyone in class is showing marked improvement except for Chrissanna...because she doesn't try.

:/

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence I had to practice putting my tongue somewhere. :/

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Originally posted by Boomer187 That's because you are afraid of rejection. More imperfections, the less rejection you might face. Take a look at yourself and make that....change!

I am afraid of rejection. But I wouldn't say that I'm attracted to imperfectlooking ladies because it lowers the chances of me being rejected.

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Originally posted by ******** Weird thing is now - I'm trying to teach people how to pronounce words and help people of hispanic background.. pronounce English properly... eg the b/v thing

I'd love to see that

Pro tip: Put some jelly on their lower lips and tell them they're not doing it right unless they can taste it. A speech therapist taught me this trick back when she dated a Cuban guy. He couldn't make that distinction even if his life depended on it.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Disagree.

I strongly agree.



Unless, shes the sorta hawt girl you couldn't get, but.. then she has a lisp and then you can...

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence I had to practice putting my tongue somewhere.

If I wasn't already near the sig height limit I would sig that in a second.

Classic.


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Last time I heard you talk you still had a lisp, you are also very quiet sounding too. You sound like a cross between a confused fresh off the boat asian women and my 60 year old aunt. Also when you speak Danish it sounds like you sucked a canister of helium down before hand...

I still like you tho. I sound nasely and weird, and people do not put my voice to my face.

Generally I don't think speech impediments are attractive although an ex-girlfriend of mine had a slight lisp, but it kinda turned me on with her.

mariah carey's lisp is hot, so yea i agree.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Lira I'd love to see that Pro tip: Put some jelly on their lower lips and tell them they're not doing it right unless they can taste it. A speech therapist taught me this trick back when she dated a Cuban guy. He couldn't make that distinction even if his life depended on it.

Man I remember many years ago, getting stoned and trying to teach a Japanese girl the difference between "r" and "l". Anyway she just couldn't do it.. I got so frustrated in my stonedness that I stuck my fingers in her mouth and tried to manipulate her tongue to show her how to pronounce the sounds, and I got her to stick her fingers in my mouth to feel how my tongue moved... sometimes i think life was more fun when I was a stoner.

...anyway I didn't end up having sex with her. lol fun times.

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Originally posted by astroboy Man I remember many years ago, getting stoned and trying to teach a Japanese girl the difference between "r" and "l". Anyway she just couldn't do it.. I got so frustrated in my stonedness that I stuck my fingers in her mouth and tried to manipulate her tongue to show her how to pronounce the sounds, and I got her to stick her fingers in my mouth to feel how my tongue moved... sometimes i think life was more fun when I was a stoner. ...anyway I didn't end up having sex with her. lol fun times.

man i have so many funny stories like that from my mom when she moved to japan and taught english. well, she didn't stick her finger in her students' mouths lol but you know what i mean

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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