set the buzzer to number 1 and do everything. nutsack you shave though, same with ass crack. back must be waxed, but with me i just dont give a fuck. Im at that age where some time shortly down the road im going to want to have kids. I want my kids to have a man for a dad, not a fuckin pansy
Dec-03-2009 02:31
SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
how is he THAT muscular if he wears leg braces? are those fake legs?
That is Cristiano Ronaldo you fucking fool. He's that muscular because he's a professional footballer, and he's wearing braces because he'd just had surgery on an ankle injury.
Originally posted by Domesticated
His name is Cristiano Ronaldo. How could that not tip you off?
my brother's name is cristiano and hes far from fag
Dec-03-2009 02:48
SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester
quote:
Originally posted by EricB.
my brother's name is cristiano and hes far from fag
I think he meant the fact it's Cristiano fucking Ronaldo we're talking about. The guy is known for being a complete twat more than he is for his undeniable footballing ability.
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I think he meant the fact it's Cristiano fucking Ronaldo we're talking about. The guy is known for being a complete twat more than he is for his undeniable footballing ability.
No, I was talking about his name. He may as well be called Lance Cocksmith or Gavin Welterbottom.