I used to wear glasses, and I do it here and there. Like someone said, if your dropping pills its better than seeing some big ass dialated pupils, or if you like to get S**T faced from drinking u save your dignity. But thats just me. Excuse me, it wasn't meant to be douchy.

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Originally posted by woscar People wearing sunglasses in a club.

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Originally posted by indamixx99 Washing machines always me go lol

+1... the best is when you see a washing machine... and then 5 minutes later you see those people puking lol

also... kanye sunglasses.

i can understand sunglasses if u r really fucked up or their are mad lights as i sometimes wear em. but kanye...

also at the end of the night where any girl will be surrounded by 10 guys tryin to edge in.... lol

Not so much lol...but curious:

Waltzing or slow dancing whilst at an EDM club. I just don't get it. I mean ANYONE can dance if you put your feet, ears, & heart into it. This is not your prom.

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Human Amoebas (groups of people who are in a circle hug and make their way from one area of the club to the other)

Patrons who rock out so hard that they forget how close they are standing to the booth, and facebang their foreheads or faces into the booths.

Forgetting where you are in the club, and walking into a mirror or a wall, thinking its another room.

Getting so drunk or retarded that you accidentally use the womens restroom while women are in it.

Accidentaly slipping and hitting your face on the edge of the toilet.

Washing your hands in a urinal by accident.

People pulling off various pieces of clothing or items for djs to sign, when there is a poster or flyer of the dj in front of them. I think the craziest thing I ever saw was someones sock, which had a hole in it.

Fat girls wearing heels. With their toes hangin off the front of their shoes like a deli sandwhich.

Anyone doing the chainsaw dance cause their so high.

Watching someone else take someones water, when in reality its vodka or something else in the bottle.

Blurting out the wrong tune so loud that others hear you. Then having the Dj correct you and say no wrong tune.

Oh, one more.. something that happened to a friend of mine.

Finding out that the little blue pill you dropped wasnt actually what you thought it was, but extra potent viagra.

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Originally posted by DaveT People who got to go see a huge DJ because of the name and go in and constantly think the opener, no matter how good or bad, is the headliner and chants out their name. Haven't seen it in awhile, but seemed to happen too much.

I saw this on Sunday night.

People were talking amongst them selves, "Fedde needs to pick it up" when it was still Anthony Ross...

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Originally posted by Zombie0729 someone last night (while i was opening for Fedde in SD) came up to the DJ booth waving his hands and goes "CAN YOU PLAY PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT I HAVE TO GO SOON".

I could only imagine what douchebag it was, there is tons of drunk ones there...good opening set btw.

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Originally posted by gypsygirl a more recent one: MNS lawler is spinning, a girl comes up to him and ask, "do you have any brittany spears?" steve: "no" girl: well do you like brittany? steve: " i'd fuck her but i wouldn't play her music girl: well do you have any tiesto? steve: no, i don't like his music nor would i fuck him lol classic

wow...thats awesome!

If i was a gambling man, i put a wager that this would have never happened if MNS was still back at National...

Some girl did a Zoolander, unstrap and pulled out her bra then toss it on the dj booth , was hilarious

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for menno and gareth at vanguard me and my friend were at the bar..and this guy tried talking to us, and asked what kind of music we liked. We replied "gareth emery is our favorite".. he then asked who is gareth emery?.. we pointed to the stage. He said ''oh so you girls are into techno? nice, me too! do you like daft punk or tiesto?"



Or my fave at raves... TAO a couple years ago I got a pic and autograph from ferry so I was super excited..and not one, but like 30 people asked me who ferry corsten was. Never surprises me anymore.

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Originally posted by djThomasPhan Some girl did a Zoolander, unstrap and pulled out her bra then toss it on the dj booth , was hilarious .

Pics of said girl or it didn't happen!

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Originally posted by tranceloverxo Or my fave at raves... TAO a couple years ago I got a pic and autograph from ferry so I was super excited..and not one, but like 30 people asked me who ferry corsten was. Never surprises me anymore.

haha

Reminds me of Vegas earlier this year. I was talking to Tony (Laidback Lukes manager) and someone comes up to me and ask if i can take a picture of him and LBL (but it was Tony). I was like sure and went along, but Tony quickly pointed to LBL who was next to us talking to someone, he didn't want to play along haha

There is a somewhat large or built guy if you will in Denver who somewhat looks like Tom Colontonio - even has his shirt and wears it often during trance nights. People always come up to him thinking he is Tom.

Dj'ing at a frat (big mistake) and people kept writing call on me and castles in the sky on the request sheet i had. Girls waved their hands right in front of me to get me to take my headphones off - asked me to play the tracks and when I said I dont have them - got mad and asked why am i even a dj.

And yea, as mentioned earlier, having every form of EDM being called techno. Always cracks me up.

And people wearing shades in clubs - both normal and retarded Kanye shades. Even worse or at least the same level as stupid candy kids.

Worst one - both makes me laugh and want to punch - is when people ask what am I doing at the club if I am not on a drug - asking why I listen to this music for music purposes. This not just in clubs but when driving or at home as well. Fail.

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Originally posted by element-y Girls waved their hands right in front of me to get me to take my headphones off - asked me to play the tracks and when I said I dont have them - got mad and asked why am i even a dj.

Yeah, I love this one. It usually only happens at a venue you really shouldn't be playing at. Cracks me up everytime.

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