Originally posted by kadomony
who was the one who said somethin about growin their asshair long so that when they go to jail they can make net out of it to stop assrape?
that was me. and i still live by that rule. shit is like a spiderman's spidey web. nothing is pentrating through that tightly woven carddigan sweater i call my asshole. it only spreads apart to let shit out
Dec-29-2009 17:51
Halcyon+On+On
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sometimes.
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Dec-29-2009 17:54
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
sometimes.
when I wipe toillete paper disolves into thin air, and I have rug burn all over my hand
Dec-29-2009 17:56
Halcyon+On+On
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Yeah? I wipe my ass with a big handful of sawdust, nigguh. Sometimes I even use that shit from hamster cages.
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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL It's always Bikini + Butt Strip for me and sometimes underarms when I am rich. God damn I hate hair.
They do this "butt strip" for you at salons? I have never seen this posted on the list of services at any of my salons. I'm not a big fan of waxing in general tho, my skin is pretty sensitive.
Originally posted by euphoria
They do this "butt strip" for you at salons? I have never seen this posted on the list of services at any of my salons. I'm not a big fan of waxing in general tho, my skin is pretty sensitive.
Well NY I noticed... a "full bikini" includes the butt strip. In miami it was Bikini + Butt Strip and now since Uni K Wax opened in NY (HOORAAAY my fav waxing salon from S. Fl!) they do bikini and butt strip for an outrageously low price.
26 + 15 or something along those lines.
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Dec-29-2009 19:42
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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
Well NY I noticed... a "full bikini" includes the butt strip. In miami it was Bikini + Butt Strip and now since Uni K Wax opened in NY (HOORAAAY my fav waxing salon from S. Fl!) they do bikini and butt strip for an outrageously low price.
26 + 15 or something along those lines.
I can't think of many more terrifying things than lying down naked with your knees round your ears and your arse in the air, while a stranger tears hair from your crack.
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Dec-29-2009 21:04
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I can't think of many more terrifying things than lying down naked with your knees round your ears and your arse in the air, while a stranger tears hair from your crack.
some do it where your legs are up and you lie on ur back.
Others do it where you lie on your tummy and spread em! lol. TMI?
I used to be the "omg i will only allow 1 person to see me down there" now I am just like - give me whoever is available. lol
I'm a huge fan of waxing. I think everyone here knows. If I had money of course I'd do laser but for now... waxing will do.
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Dec-29-2009 21:15
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Only 1 thing came to mind when I read the title of this thread...
