I always line the seat with TP so if there isn't any, I will notice immediately.


My sister is so taboo when it comes to shitting in public. She is absoluetly horrified that someone will hear her pooping. One time we were driving home from a day at the beach and about halfway home she started telling me to hurry cuz she had to poop really bad. I was speeding anyway because I took the back roads. Finally got onto a main highway less than 10km from home and she was like "OMG PULL OVER AT THAT DAIRY QUEEN - I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE"

So she runs inside and she's gone for like 5 minutes. All of a sudden she comes bolting out of there and runs to a diner across the street. I'm all WTF is she doing

Turns out, someone walked into the DQ bathroom halfway through her poop, so she took half a shit there and then half a shit at the diner - she couldn't finish at the DQ because someone was there.

lol what a freak
I love her

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

hahahha

This happened to me a couple years ago. Fortunately nobody else was in the washroom at the time, so I just moved to another stall to finish. However, I forgot to flush before I moved, and just as I closed the door somebody came into the bathroom and tried to go into the stall I just left. I was trying so hard not to laugh when she shrieked with shock and disgust.

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Originally posted by jennypie This happened to me a couple years ago. Fortunately nobody else was in the washroom at the time, so I just moved to another stall to finish. However, I forgot to flush before I moved, and just as I closed the door somebody came into the bathroom and tried to go into the stall I just left. I was trying so hard not to laugh when she shrieked with shock and disgust.

first time i smoked weed, my friend and i were at the mall, i go to take a shit and my friends come into the Sears bathroom, sits down, and start exchanging farts to see who can do it loudest. some people walk in and it's still going on, and he's just laughing and farting at the same time, so it ends up sounding like his voice is getting sidechained/gated as his farts come out. fsst ha ha fsst ha fsst fs t fstsfst

after all the fun he realized there was no paper in his stall, things went from funny to tragic very fast. had to hail mary a roll over the stall

The public washroom is an interesting place, man.

Just this week I was trying to have, what would have been, an awesome shit. But some chick came in and was just fuckin standing there all quiet and shit. No water running, no feet shuffling, just standing there. Then she went into a stall and said "Oh shit! Shit! Oh no!" Checked out a couple more stalls, freaked out, and left.

Weirdest thing ever.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk WHAT IF THERE ARE NO TOWELS?

then i use my underwear to dry my bum...
a wet ass is better than a dirty ass IMO!

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Originally posted by jennypie The public washroom is an interesting place, man. Just this week I was trying to have, what would have been, an awesome shit. But some chick came in and was just fuckin standing there all quiet and shit. No water running, no feet shuffling, just standing there. Then she went into a stall and said "Oh shit! Shit! Oh no!" Checked out a couple more stalls, freaked out, and left. Weirdest thing ever.

this happened to me once... LOL i had to flush and use the sound to finish... i was laughing and shitting at the same time..

Happened when I was on scout camp aged 11. At the time, not knowing what to do and the campsite not having any other stalls, I used my underwear & then binned them, ran back to the tent & put fresh on.

lol @ PKC, Jenny & Ania's sister.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ never shit in public.

are you kidding

I love shitting in public...of course i wipe the bowl down 1st

at my old job i used to take massive power dumps in the ladies room and leave it there overnight...The water would turn brown and shit would be many colors

this one time, a customer complind to my OPs mgr about the shit that was still in the toilet and i slowly walked away as she was complining bout it. after 10 minutes he came over to me and asked me how much White Castle did I have to eat last nite

it was hands down the most amazing shit i ever took

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Originally posted by Scoops are you kidding I love shitting in public...of course i wipe the bowl down 1st at my old job i used to take massive power dumps in the ladies room and leave it there overnight...The water would turn brown and shit would be many colors this one time, a customer complind to my OPs mgr about the shit that was still in the toilet and i slowly walked away as she was complining bout it. after 10 minutes he came over to me and asked me how much White Castle did I have to eat last nite it was hands down the most amazing shit i ever took

i gotta agree here, there's something fun about dropping bombs in public. i'm the type that if someone walks in and i'm taking a crap...I try so hard to not laugh which in turn pushes a squeaker out then it's all over. laughing and ripping farts go hand in hand.

i also have problems walking into bathrooms and hearing people in the stalls give out a sigh of relief, that's another one that I have to try hard to hold back from laughing.

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Originally posted by get nyce i gotta agree here, there's something fun about dropping bombs in public. i'm the type that if someone walks in and i'm taking a crap...I try so hard to not laugh which in turn pushes a squeaker out then it's all over. laughing and ripping farts go hand in hand. i also have problems walking into bathrooms and hearing people in the stalls give out a sigh of relief, that's another one that I have to try hard to hold back from laughing.

see at work, if i am dropping bombs, i have to do it alone. for some reason, i can't shit when there is another person in the bathroom. once that person leaves then I shit bricks

i shit in the sink so i can wash my ass immediately.

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