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| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
It's all about the lulz. Either bring the lulz, or you suck, and will be violated accordingly. |
Indeed. There are several, equally valid ways by which you can contribute to the increase of lulz. First and foremost, you can bring the lulz with you, if you have the capacity to carry them. However, as the lulz found in the cor are often a byproduct of rape, antisemitism and infanticide (or a juicy combination of all three), this may lead to moral deterioration over prolonged periods of time. For this reason, novices should not attempt this method. Alternatively, you may act as a lulz vessel. In this manner, you would enable others to bring the lulz indirectly by showcasing a novel quality which other, more adept producers of lulz may use to make fun of you. Some suggested qualities which have proven successful in the past; obesity, retardation, schizophrenia, withholding a 'big surprise' and the overt opposition to sucking cock.
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