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All jokes aside, Siberia is a nice place. Beautiful. Really, really underrated as a region. The locals are pricks, though. The first time my friends and I went there, we went on a fishing trip. The only problem was we couldn't find anywhere to fish. We asked one local if he knew anywhere we could go, and he spoke to us in some language none of us could understand. Those cocky fucks can't even learn the English language. They do it out of spite, too. "Like, watch, we're not gonna learn the English language on purpose, and when some faggot tourist asks us for something, we'll just laugh like the first time we saw Stu's cock. Oh man, remember Stu's cock? Oh man, was that funny or what? Denys, get me my beer. No, faggot, not that one. That one is your beer. The other one." I think he said that, anyway.
The second time we went on a camping trip, and the same fucker kept laughing at our bags filled with strawberries and apples, cheese, bread, Nutella, and toilet paper. Whatever, man. We're going camping here. What the fuck did he expect us to carry around? Inconsiderate jerk.
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