the marijuana gives people some bad-ass hallucinations, and makes dogs talk.








i'd hit it.

A police usually gets shot two days before retirement.

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All computers must make pointless sound effects when displaying important information.

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Originally posted by aquila All computers must make pointless sound effects when displaying important information.

In addition to the sound effects, all computer hacking must be done in a colourful and shiny 3D on-screen environment.

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Then stop coloring and visit Meat187's mix archive!

Cars never have to be locked because they won't get stolen anyway. Plus, it's easier getting in, because you won't have to unlock it.

rich black guys dress in white

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Anyone who returns home with food shopping always has their things in a brown paper bag with a French baguette sticking out of the top.

A chase through a village market will always involve someone being hit with a watermelon.

As well as being thrown off the case, a detective is also required to hand in their badge and their gun.

Crossing any road in New York always involves dodging several yellow cabs.

A young lady being chased by an axe-wielding maniac will always run upstairs instead of downstairs.

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Originally posted by Frenkieee Cars never have to be locked because they won't get stolen anyway. Plus, it's easier getting in, because you won't have to unlock it.

Don't forget that everybody leaves their keys tucked above the sun visor.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk In addition to the sound effects, all computer hacking must be done in a colourful and shiny 3D on-screen environment.

In addition to that, hacking even the most secure computers requires a relatively simple algorithm that can be written by anyone in under 30 seconds.

And...no one uses a computer mouse...ever...enhancing an image, zooming in, doing something complicated that i cant think of right now...everything is done with a keyboard....probably by writing a simple algorithm that i mentioned above.

Also adding the amount of keys pressed on the keyboard has no relation whatsoever with the amount of text shown on scree. Its perfectly reasonable that 30 seconds of fast ten figer typing produces less than 10 actual words.

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