Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
hahaha! the company i worked for had to make the sash for the 'Miss Mansfield' competition this particular year.... i couldnt resist it
Yeah, but the women in mansfield are right munters so bet you won it!
Worst thing? Doesn't compare to H&B but still get a tinge of guilt every now and then.
I threw a grape at at this guy john I worked with on the other side of the office (we used to fuck about a bit at work).
The moment that grape left my hand, the managing director of the company walked through the door - the grape smacked off Johns forehead and right in to the face of the MD.
I looked up "all surprised from my paperwork" and the MD frogmarched John out the building, and out of a job for chucking a grape at him.
Anyway, worked out alright for him as he got 6 months pay in a lump sum so the MD could avoid unfair dismissal tribuneral.
Promotion to johns job was nice for me though
Feb-12-2010 23:53
Sushipunk
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Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by DJ RANN
Yeah, but the women in mansfield are right munters so bet you won it!
Worst thing? Doesn't compare to H&B but still get a tinge of guilt every now and then.
I threw a grape at at this guy john I worked with on the other side of the office (we used to fuck about a bit at work).
The moment that grape left my hand, the managing director of the company walked through the door - the grape smacked off Johns forehead and right in to the face of the MD.
I looked up "all surprised from my paperwork" and the MD frogmarched John out the building, and out of a job for chucking a grape at him.
Anyway, worked out alright for him as he got 6 months pay in a lump sum so the MD could avoid unfair dismissal tribuneral.
Promotion to johns job was nice for me though
Sweet.
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Feb-12-2010 23:55
DJ RANN
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Originally posted by Sushipunk Sweet.
I could throw a million grapes before I die and never have such a perfect shot.
BTW, what was the name of that pub/bar, think I know it....
Feb-13-2010 00:02
bas
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Originally posted by igottaknow
I brought home office supplies like pens, post-it notes, etc, surf the net during company time, made a personal long distant call one time. Pretty bad ass stuff.
And that thing with all the missing kids, right? Can't believe you got away with that one.
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Feb-13-2010 00:26
Sushipunk
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quote:
Originally posted by DJ RANN
I could throw a million grapes before I die and never have such a perfect shot.
BTW, what was the name of that pub/bar, think I know it....
I'd rather not say
It was in Morden, so I'm sure you can imagine how shite it was.
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Feb-13-2010 00:26
bas
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So you moved to Australia to escape the IRA? Shit son, that's hardcore.
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Feb-13-2010 00:30
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by bas
So you moved to Australia to escape the IRA? Shit son, that's hardcore.
Fuck that, I figure they STILL owe me money for working in that shithole.
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Feb-13-2010 00:31
DJ RANN
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Location: Hollywood....
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
I'd rather not say
It was in Morden, so I'm sure you can imagine how shite it was.
Oh shit. unlucky.
Don't want to give it away but does it start with a "T"?
Feb-13-2010 00:46
Sushipunk
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Nope, not with a T. I just looked it up and it's changed names now anyway.
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Feb-13-2010 03:16
Renzo
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You weren't a fan of the English, Stuart? I've never been, but I'd really like to.
Feb-13-2010 03:24
Sushipunk
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Location: Chateau Verdafloor
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Originally posted by Renzo
You weren't a fan of the English, Stuart? I've never been, but I'd really like to.
The kinds of people I was describing (gypsies/chavs/scum) aren't what I'd call typical English people, they're more like the absolute dregs of society. I was just lucky enough to be serving them beer.
Most English folks are pretty cool, and I certainly enjoyed (most of) my time in the country.
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Feb-13-2010 03:31
Renzo
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I bet.
"OH YEAH? GIMME THE PASSWORD THEN."
"What? What password, mate? Are you not the bartender? My lads and I come from the football match and all we are asking for is some bloody Guinness. And why do you keep playing with your balls?"
Sweet.
