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Originally posted by Banora I was going to tell her she's nothing more than a living sock for men to jack off into, but she left. :/

Hell hath no fury, etc.

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I hated that bitch.

No one ever believes me, but I can be quite evil when it comes to others. I caused a girl to fail 7th grade because I didn't like her.

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Originally posted by Banora I hated that bitch. No one ever believes me, but I can be quite evil when it comes to others. I caused a girl to fail 7th grade because I didn't like her.

Gooooooood. Yes, feel the rage flowing through you. Your anger makes you powerful!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Gooooooood. Yes, feel the rage flowing through you. Your anger makes you powerful!

I know, I'm already making plans to take over the Empire. Bwahaha.

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Originally posted by The17sss Arbiter... you know where I'm going with this already; please fill in the rest of the story for me! I'm already laughing in anticipation...

Very well...

After she left, I immediately called my boss. I told him that this woman had come to my office asking for money, and that I had asked her whether she had obtained permission to go about the office soliciting donations (she hadn't).

I told him that when I told her that I thought her behavior was inappropriate, she become hysterical and threatened me.

Later, she predictably complained about me to her supervisor, who contacted me directly to inquire about the incident. I told him the same story, and that I had already reported it to my boss (who was also his boss). The three of us met the next day, and I was able to convince both of them of my version of the events. The woman was told that she would be let go if she caused any more trouble.

She didn't make it through her next performance review. I suspect she wouldn't have been retained in any event, as the low quality of her work certainly merited dismissal, but it's possible that my scheming was a factor as well.

some party last year, we were playing this game where you're asked to compare colors to real things

she says "whats red and purple?"

i say "rhiannas face"

everyone freaks

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Originally posted by jupiterone some party last year, we were playing this game where you're asked to compare colors to real things she says "whats red and purple?" i say "rhiannas face" everyone freaks

I asked a fat girl why my order was taking so long at A&W, and when she started to make excuses, I cut her off and accused her of eating my meal, so I had to wait for her to re-make it.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

Man you people are evil.

Swaggered up to a bird in a club and asked how she likes her eggs in the morning. She turns round and says 'unfertilized'. I retort 'Good, cos I was planning on firing my wad up your arse anyway'.

Can be used to equally good effect by declaring you planned on firing one out over her face too.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Gooooooood. Yes, feel the rage flowing through you. Your anger makes you powerful!

you always fuck this up