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Originally posted by tu_face so it should be u iz fuckin gorgeous peace

why thank you, u know ur real fn hot in ma book too.. wow. never been called dat before.

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Originally posted by breakdown yea its true.. sugarbean got caught for indecent exposure a little while back.. she was running around naked in front of some grannies and gave them a heart attack.. beware of the streaking bean

killer of old people, Beware of the Streaking Bean.

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

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Originally posted by getfoul killer of old people, Beware of the Streaking Bean.

You musta been REALLY bored to resurrect a thread that's 3 years old.

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Originally posted by getfoul killer of old people, Beware of the Streaking Bean.

what were you thinking?

i wonder where she went.

I wonder what happened to the car? Did she get her insurance to pay?

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Originally posted by BTG i wonder where she went.

Got a family of her own to raise I believe.

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Got a family of her own to raise I believe.

yeah she's too busy in the real world to even visit nowadays unfortunately. rest assured she's doing well.

Small run-in/escape.


So when I was 16 I really liked to go around to parties and get REALLY drunk. Wait, I still do that now, but anyhow.

My friend Jacob and I had been pretty smashed since the start of the night. We took off from the party around 2 in the morning which was pretty early but I figured we had already had to much as it was. On the way back we had to walk through (no driving when you're drunk) several neighborhoods where the people were nice and sleeping. We decided that because we were up they should be up as well. So we started ringing doorbells and setting off car alarms to almost every house and vehicle we could find. Half stumbling from one to the other. It didn't take to long for a few to come out side and see what the cause of it was. We had made it halfway down the street when you could hear sirens in the background. Around this neighborhood are a multitude of ditches that are easily accessible. We decided it would be best to head to one of them and wait out the police passing through. So we're laying in the mud and still half lit. We see the car passing by and it flashes its light directly on us. I suppose we weren't being to quiet and Jacob just happened to be puking at the moment. So they tell us to freeze and stay where we are. Jacob gets up and starts running down the ditch and into a large field. I start after him and I hear the police car starting to slam into reverse really fast. We cut through the ditch and the field and end up in another neighborhood next to us. By this time there are several cop cars running around the neighborhood looking for us with their search lights creeping by really slow. There is an awfully large doghouse in one of the backyards and it looked as though it would fit both of us in there. No dog in the area so we piled in it and waited out the cops. We ended up passing out in the dog house puke all over each other and woke up around 9 the next morning. We crawled out of the dog house and walked down to his house which was only another 200 feet down the road.

So we didn't get picked up.

I shot the sheriff....isn't that a song??lol ok anywho,

I vandelized property once, on accident.... I didn't do much..just was an accomplice in the conspiracy...my neighbor did the rest....it was "so bad" that the volunteer police man *about 1,000,000* years old came over and confronted us but we denied it. I felt like my best friend lied because she said she didn't....but I said I didn't...oh well all in the past...

my best friends grandfather is a retired peaceman...so in the mall we ask every deputy if he knows *well I do, and say the name* and they're like yea is that your grandfather...then my friend steps in....takes over.....we do the dumbest shit...

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