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I have a few horrible foods that are always in my kitchen, waiting for the day I´m too lazy to make something to eat. There´s ALWAYS left-over pizza in one of the fridge´s at home, Pizza Nova, Dominos, Pizza Pizza, no matter what, I know I can look in my fridge and heat up a slice or two of left-over pizza.
Hot Dogs, unfortunately, have been a lifelong staple. I won´t eat a hot dog for months, but every once in a while, I´ll slam through 8 of them in a week. The 4 remaining dogs invariably spoil in the months that follow, to replaced with a fresh pack as soon as I notice, waiting to be cracked open for another week-long binge. My favourite are "No-Name" brand, and I will ONLY eat hotdogs with value-brand, or wonder buns. Even though I only eat them every few months, a package is always available for times of desperation.
But one thing that is ALWAYS in my freezer, and that I eat almost weekly:
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
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), frozen burritos, michelinas, chips & popcorn
