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Originally posted by bas I'm glad people like Eddie Zilker are part of this forum to offer sound advice on such delicate matters. Can you imagine where washley would be now if he just listened to Eddie when he was trying to help him? That fool.

I agree 100%. If I land this, I owe it all to Eddie. Unfortunately, I had a craving for burritos so I missed them leaving to their Friday night outing. I took it as an opportunity (hope she notices that I strive for opportunities) to visit her unoccupied house. I jumped the fence and was almost attacked by the family dog. Thinking back to what Eddie said, this must have been the alpha male that was getting in my way the entire time. I neutralized the threat, and decided it would be most appreciated to gut it, showing that I leave no task until thoroughly completed. Using its insides, I painted the words "HIRE ME LOL" on their garage door.

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JD I admire your strong work ethic and "get it done" attitude. If things don't work out at with your new position, I may have some things available here in Los Angeles.

I really appreciate it bas, but from what went down tonight, I think I totally sealed the deal.

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Originally posted by JD8180 "HIRE ME LOL"

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Originally posted by JD8180 I agree 100%. If I land this, I owe it all to Eddie. Unfortunately, I had a craving for burritos so I missed them leaving to their Friday night outing. I took it as an opportunity (hope she notices that I strive for opportunities) to visit her unoccupied house. I jumped the fence and was almost attacked by the family dog. Thinking back to what Eddie said, this must have been the alpha male that was getting in my way the entire time. I neutralized the threat, and decided it would be most appreciated to gut it, showing that I leave no task until thoroughly completed. Using its insides, I painted the words "HIRE ME LOL" on their garage door. I really appreciate it bas, but from what went down tonight, I think I totally sealed the deal.

You've missed a key opportunity here to show them the initiative you have. You could have mate burritos for the entire family out of their pooch and waited patiently in their dining room in the dark (so as not to frighten them as they approach the house). In time, you'll see that it's the small things that matter in a big firm like this. They really help you stand out. Good luck!

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shit... you're right. Only problem is that I am clueless when it comes to mating burritos. I really need to think this through...

any help is welcomed!

What the fuck is going on in here?

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by JD8180 mating burritos.

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Originally posted by bas You've missed a key opportunity here to show them the initiative you have. You could have mate burritos for the entire family out of their pooch and waited patiently in their dining room in the dark (so as not to frighten them as they approach the house). In time, you'll see that it's the small things that matter in a big firm like this. They really help you stand out. Good luck!

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Originally posted by JD8180 shit... you're right. Only problem is that I am clueless when it comes to mating burritos. I really need to think this through... any help is welcomed!

dude. mating burritos? what the hell are you hippie californians doing on your side of the coast? whatever you're doing, don't bring that culture over to our parts please.

mating burritos. jesus. what next? you're going to suggest us to finger our salsa while we mate the burritos?

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Wow one typo and the entire thread is derailed

I obviously meant mating "dorritos"

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch mating burritos. jesus. what next? you're going to suggest us to finger our salsa while we mate the burritos?

You don't already?

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Originally posted by bas Wow one typo and the entire thread is derailed I obviously meant mating "dorritos"

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Originally posted by bas Wow one typo and the entire thread is derailed I obviously meant mating "dorritos"

ah i see. this is where we take open a bag of cheese flavor and a bag of the cool ranch, mix them together, and start jerking off on top of the mix to add flavor? kinda like chex mix?

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