Only in Florida?

I guess there is free porn off the internet too. Did you hang around to watch him finish?

i had to pull over in a roadside rest stop once on my way home from calgary, it was winter and on the trans-canada hwy so i figured it would be pretty harmless. I nodded off for a while and when i woke up some dude was jerking off beside my car. when i sat up he knocked on my window and asked if i wanted to smoke a joint with him. no dice.

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Originally posted by ModernNosferatu So I notice the truck isn't moving so when I get to the truck I pick up my board thinking someone is gonna try to fight me but the truck just stays there. Then as I pass the truck it drives a few feet and a guy gets out and drops his pants and bends over and in the street light buts fingers in his ass and pulls his anus open like a bag of chips and says is this what you want? Then jumps in the truck and speeds off.

I remember in middle school my seminar teacher was talking and suddenly GASPS really loud and starts screaming/babbling. No oone in the class knew what was going on, until she grabs this weird kid (weird bc he used to say he was glad his mom just died) and takes him outside.
He was wearing a hoodie & had been sitting in class masturbating inside his hoodie, which I did catch bc he kinda looked high/drooling but I didn't know at the time wth he was doing

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

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Originally posted by chlola So I walked to the local liquor store to pick up a bottle of wine. And this guy is parked on the side of the store and calls me over. Dumbly, I go. And he is sitting in his car wacking his meat. GROSS. Does stuff like this only happen to me or WTF????

so what did you say?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Zoso lives

Indeed, he does. Still lurk from time to time. Work and life are crazy busy right now.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit so what did you say?

Amber: "Do you need a hand?"
Perv in Car: [panting] sure.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel i had to pull over in a roadside rest stop once on my way home from calgary, it was winter and on the trans-canada hwy so i figured it would be pretty harmless. I nodded off for a while and when i woke up some dude was jerking off beside my car. when i sat up he knocked on my window and asked if i wanted to smoke a joint with him. no dice.

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Originally posted by ModernNosferatu Then as I pass the truck it drives a few feet and a guy gets out and drops his pants and bends over and in the street light buts fingers in his ass and pulls his anus open like a bag of chips and says is this what you want? Then jumps in the truck and speeds off.

oh my

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lol, modern that is one fucked up story

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Originally posted by tubularbills lol, modern that is one fucked up story

It's something I will never forget. I tripped out cause since the truck didn't move I walked behind it (as I said I don't walk in front of vehicles at stop signs....my heart was pounding cause I thought it was gonna be some big ass jock type dude just ready to beat the shit out of a semi-young skater( I was about 21 or 22 )

So then when I saw that and just walked fast and couldn't believe what I just saw.

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Originally posted by Enigmatik I had a similar experience when I was about 12 years old walking home from school. I was mortified. Was never able to walk alone anywhere after that for a good year or 2.

go on....

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