Originally posted by EddieZilker
Here's what you do:
Find out where the hiring manager, for the place you're applying, lives. If they have a dog, abduct it while it's out in the back yard. Hold onto it for about a week. Then refuse to accept the reward money when you return the 'lost' dog but give them a sob story about how you've been looking for work but no one will hire you.
Say, "I'm already in enough trouble not being able to find a job. I don't think I could look an interviewer in the face having accepted reward money from nice people like yourself." Then they'll ask what kind of work you're looking for and when you tell them, they'll think God let Mr. Pup'n'Stuffs out of the back-yard to go and find them the perfect employee.
listen to this man, he helped me with all my job troubles
Jul-23-2010 00:19
EddieZilker
This is the dance.
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Marijuana Sex Camp
quote:
Originally posted by JD8180
listen to this man, he helped me with all my job troubles
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
ok, so hear me out on this...how would you feel about being a delivery dude?
think about it:
you get daily exercise (walking, lifting, stepping up stairs, etc...)
you get to drive a big truck (fedex/ups)
you might be able to make brown look fabulous (re: UPS)
i'm sure big companies like that have good benefits. even if it comes after like 3 months or so.
you can work on your tan (re: short sleeves, short shorts)
you get to ask people to sign for your package!
Originally posted by JD8180
listen to this man, he helped me with all my job troubles
I remember that
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Jul-23-2010 00:26
pkcRAISTLIN
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Location:
Re: Re: "hang in there, you'll find a job"....
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
How about, just get off your fat arse and do something.
Yeah! That 10% unemployment figure is just comprised of fat lazy people!
Jul-23-2010 01:02
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
I've learned to expect the least from people. So if I want something done, I do it myself.
I generally don't really seek advice/help elsewhere, largely because I already know exactly what I have to do in order to accomplish something (for the most part). So It's silly to imagine people will actively try to find solutions for you. Because they won't.. and the "hang in there" advice is just something they say to get out of the subject because most of them don't know how the fuck to help you, the rest don't want to help you.
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Jul-23-2010 01:30
st3nc
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: sha'el-kun
i mean dood at least your hung with this thread rite?
hang in there dude
Jul-23-2010 01:56
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
I've learned to expect the least from people. So if I want something done, I do it myself.
I generally don't really seek advice/help elsewhere, largely because I already know exactly what I have to do in order to accomplish something (for the most part). So It's silly to imagine people will actively try to find solutions for you. Because they won't.. and the "hang in there" advice is just something they say to get out of the subject because most of them don't know how the fuck to help you, the rest don't want to help you.
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Most intelligent answer. Thank you Enigmatik.
You're welcome, Jake. It was just an honest answer.
I hope you find something you enjoy, quicky . It would be a shame for all that talent to go to waste.
You're also still very young so don't despair. If it's any consolation I'm 26 and I've just recently stopped being a lazy fuck and started making something out of myself.
I know it doesn't mean shit but I wish you luck. <3
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Jul-23-2010 03:16
chlola
Suspended User
Registered: Jul 2009
Location: City Of Angels
quote:
Originally posted by st3nc
i mean dood at least your hung with this thread rite?
hang in there dude
For some odd reason this made me laugh out loud.
Jul-23-2010 03:22
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
quote:
Originally posted by chlola
For some odd reason this made me laugh out loud.
I never understand a word that guy says. I usually just skip his posts.
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