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Originally posted by bARTovsky Broke into a beach house once. It was pretty sparse until we got to the main living room that had a huge bar. We barely made it to the other side to grab the booze when the fucking phone rang (at 3:30 in the morining). Shook us. We ran like hell back out the same window we came in from. But not before one of us grabbed a pile of life jackets as a memoir. That was 11 years ago. Each one of us still has a different colored SeaDoo life vest lying in some closet.

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i was in rome once and i blacked out drunk. i woke up in my bed, with my wallet gone, but i had four wide brimmed hats neatly stacked on top of one another next to my bed. and apparently i puked on my ex gf's front door. not my finest hour

but i did get some sweet hats

Women

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Originally posted by bas I had a propensity for urinating on expensive cars or simply just cars I wanted. No idea why.

Haha! Same here. I would aim for the door handles though.

Wow, some of you sound like you must've been really bored stealing random shit (as opposed to worthwhile shit lol).

Stealing's never been appealing to me. A friend of mine recently found a fully functional iPad with studio headphones at the supermarket though. At least she tells me she "found" it.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Champion When I was in Uni and/or travelling, we got lots of traffic cones, and the yellow flashing lights that the council leaves around if there is a construction or something happening. We had a few street signs (Beer Street and High Street) and once my hammered friend and I went on a drunken mission all around our neighborhood and pinched a whole stack of potted plants from peoples front yards to decorate our new place with. I actually still have a couple of those plants, still in the same pots we grabbed them in, over 10 years ago And of course, hundreds of lighters.

Traffic cones, indeed.

I don't remember most of my random thefts.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I was more a vandal than a thief. Did heaps of shameful things while on the piss. NYE 1999 me and my best mate were determined to be the millennium bugs. Fucking stupid.

yeah. we all did. There were loads of street parties here & we just moved amongst them for a couple of hours taking food & booze and pretending we were meant to be there, but after 2000 hit, we turned about 10 'to let' signs at houses around the area into 'toilet' ones.

It got better though, some people we knew (I've told oscar this before) found a road sign with what was at the time a new road in town & got it to direct to 'guatemala' and to this day it's still there, google maps shows it on this link

One night while walking home incredibly intoxicated I nabbed a bunch of caution tape and a pylon blocking off a hole in the road. There were a couple of other pylons so I think it was safe. Anyway, I managed to waddle home with a 3 foot tall, neon orange pylon in my hands right downtown and no one stopped me. I had the pylon for a few years in my room... but when I moved I ditched it by blocking off a small side road. Haha!

I think that's the only thing I have ever stolen while intoxicated.

Not going to say everything cause I've done a number of dumb things


But yeah finding random things at night
Found a huge can of paint, being in art college I was more than happy.
Come to think of it I still have the can and never actually opened it
f*ck that thing is still around in the basement somewhere I should open it once.

Few days later I mentionned finding this to my friends to which they all replied "yeah sure you "found" it" ....


On the random bit

Once there was some party to help fund some orphanage in Uganda or something. I had ended up there randomly after an evening completely wasted.
Stormed in without paying the entrance few which was neglible to begin with, danced around some(man twas some cool afro beat music) and then proceed to the bathroom.

This event was taking place in some cultural center which was attached to a kindergarden. As I'm going to the bathroom don't know what got into me but I started nabbing kids pictures off a wall. Some people saw me and were not happy but did nothing to stop me.

Drunk moron stealing pictures of random kids off a wall = closet pedo

I recently came across the pictures I think I trashed them?!

I stole Theresa while drunk

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by jdat I recently came across the pictures I think I trashed them?!

Did you wipe them off afterwards?

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