i'm going to buy one for my mother in law so she can shine her ass.

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Also, I finally found a car wash place (actually, a van) that cleans the damn windshield properly.

Where is my can opener?

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it is actually called that

Awesome. If I ever peeled potatoes, I'd be all over that.

Ania, you do realize that what you posted is called a potato peeler, right? Wtf were you doing? Using a knife?

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Originally posted by shaw Loud, takes much longer, requires holding a knife by the blade, can be avoided FOREVER for $2.25.

Do you reckon it could open my salt and pepper shakers? They have been sealed closed by some kind of other-worldly force.

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Originally posted by IL Duce starfit makes many awesome kitchen gadgets...i just bought a new mandolin from them.

WTF



This is the only kind of mandolin that I am familiar with.
Do you play it in the kitchen?

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Originally posted by Ania_xox This is the only kind of mandolin that I am familiar with. Do you play it in the kitchen?

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i have a metal one too for big jobs, but the starfrit is much easier for small jobs.

http://www.salad-recipe.net/images/...black-93111.jpg

Takes too long to cook for a lot of people with the small one, but for solo meals it is perfect and way easier to clean.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox I only recently discovered that my most hated activity in the kitchen - peeling potatoes - can be uber facilitated by one of these things neato! I still fucking hate peeling potatoes. Just not as much.

I simply drop them in ice water, and the peels slide right off in seconds. Try it, you'll never go back.

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Originally posted by FuzzQi Do you reckon it could open my salt and pepper shakers? They have been sealed closed by some kind of other-worldly force.

Quite possibly. Mine remains undefeated by any household container, though, admittedly, I have not tried it on such a stubborn job. I'd suggest some pump pliers, but I doubt that's conducive to the aesthetic you're going for with said shakers.


...yes, pump.

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you would figure that with all of the masturbating you guys do, that you would be able to open a lid